No, this ain't about virgin pussies.
With that being said, 92% of you have probably closed this thread. For the other 8% left, if you've ever wondered what it's like to be a sardine, you should probably talk to this guy.
After being removed from his vehicle:
Before:
http://www.kptv.com/story/27875977/crash-involving-over-20-vehicles-shuts-down-i-84-near-baker-cityBAKER CITY, OR (KPTV) - Oregon State Police say fog and black ice were the causes of a multi-vehicle crash Saturday morning, along I-84.
The crash occurred near Baker City and closed down all eastbound lanes for hours. ODOT and emergency personnel were at the scene.
According to Oregon State Police, the crash happened a little before 5 a.m. It was estimated that 26 vehicles were traveling eastbound on black ice when they collided.
Police said this caused the eastbound lanes to be blocked and approximately 50 vehicles were blocked in the crash scene.
Kaleb Whitby was one person injured in the crash. Whitby was traveling eastbound on I-84 when he saw brake lights through the fog. He said he saw the semi-trunk in front of him start to sway and then it jackknifed. Whitby wasn't able to brake in time and hit the semi-truck.
"That ended up pushing my back end out into traffic," said Whitby, "and there was a semi that was behind me and he ended up hitting my bed, which folded that underneath the first truck and my nose underneath his truck."
Whitby and his truck ended up sandwiched between the two trailers.
"I was just praying, this can't be my time and just hoping that everything would be OK," said Whitby.
Miraculously, the only part of the truck that remained somewhat in tact was the driver's seat. Whitby was taken to the hospital, only as a precaution. Amazingly, he suffered only a cut above his eye and a few scratches.
"I'm just glad to be alive," said Whitby. "A lot of people don't get that luxury and you just got to make the best of it."
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Oregon State Police said that 100 people were directly or indirectly involved in the crash.