I'd Like To Gradulate...

Snaggletiger · « **on:** January 06, 2015, 02:15:49 PM »

Go Gatah on day crapsy play.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #1 on:** January 06, 2015, 02:36:36 PM »

Made me think of this. Boys, WT has run at an elite level and had some surprise sharts before but let me tell you, there is no way this is happening. WT will stop any run to shit. I don't care if they call me up to represent the U.S. in the Olympics in Kijickistan. If I need to shit, I'm stopping.

I have had my share of incidents through the years while running, driving and even sitting in my recliner. But never have I continued on doing what I was doing without letting the fact that I just shit alter my course.

I have used Kleenex, a sock and leaves. "Sorry about the petunias Mrs. Thompson." How/why this guy continued is beyond me. I don't care how competitive he is or what the race is. Dude, you have shit all over yourself. Be dismissed and clean your nasty ass up.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2015, 02:47:58 PM »

The older you get, the less you can trust a fart.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2015, 03:00:20 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2015, 02:47:58 PM

The older you get, the less you can trust a fart.

werd

GH2001 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2015, 03:01:34 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 06, 2015, 02:36:36 PM

Made me think of this. Boys, WT has run at an elite level and had some surprise sharts before but let me tell you, there is no way this is happening. WT will stop any run to shit. I don't care if they call me up to represent the U.S. in the Olympics in Kijickistan. If I need to shit, I'm stopping.

I have had my share of incidents through the years while running, driving and even sitting in my recliner. But never have I continued on doing what I was doing without letting the fact that I just shit alter my course.

I have used Kleenex, a sock and leaves. "Sorry about the petunias Mrs. Thompson." How/why this guy continued is beyond me. I don't care how competitive he is or what the race is. Dude, you have shit all over yourself. Be dismissed and clean your nasty ass up.

I took a helacious shit in the portajohn during the first mile of the run of an Ironman last year in Tennessee. Another 400 meters and I would have been old boy in the video you posted.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #5 on:** January 06, 2015, 03:16:25 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 06, 2015, 03:01:34 PM

I took a helacious shit in the portajohn during the first mile of the run of an Ironman last year in Tennessee. Another 400 meters and I would have been old boy in the video you posted.

What is it about running that does this? I know your body is stressed to the max, but what is the exact reason?

GH2001 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 06, 2015, 03:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2015, 03:16:25 PM

What is it about running that does this? I know your body is stressed to the max, but what is the exact reason?

Bouncing up and down for several hours doesnt help - gravity and all, shaking things around. Then, the things you eat for those things doesnt help either - fruit, oats, fluids, coffee. Shake it around in the heat for 5-6 hours and KABOOM.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2015, 03:38:18 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 06, 2015, 03:01:34 PM

I took a helacious shit in the portajohn during the first mile of the run of an Ironman last year in Tennessee. Another 400 meters and I would have been old boy in the video you posted.

Tri huh? o.k. You can stop bragging now. GH, ladies and gentlemen. GH!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2015, 03:48:01 PM »

Gusty move

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #9 on:** January 06, 2015, 04:04:49 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 06, 2015, 03:20:06 PM

Bouncing up and down for several hours doesnt help - gravity and all, shaking things around. Then, the things you eat for those things doesnt help either - fruit, oats, fluids, coffee. Shake it around in the heat for 5-6 hours and KABOOM.

And do all that wearing 60 lbs of gear that don't come off to easy.

Tis a reason they put brown in the camo uniform.