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Joe Cocker Dies
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:37:55 PM »
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Joe Cocker, the singer and songwriter with hits including “You Are So Beautiful” and "Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong," has died of lung cancer, his agent, Barrie Marshall, confirmed to FOX411.

Cocker was 70 years old.

The Grammy-award winner had a career in the music industry that lasted more than 40 years that also included top songs like "Everybody Hurts" and “Ain't No Sunshine.”

The British-born singer had his first No. 1 U.K. hit in 1968 with The Beatles' tune "With a Little Help from My Friends." He then took his tune to Woodstock in 1969, and it later became the theme song for the beloved family sitcom "The Wonder Years."

“Joe Cocker is a legendary artist of rock and blues history and yet he was one of the most humble men I've ever met," said Edgar Berger, who had signed Joe Cocker to Sony Music Entertainment. "His iconic voice will forever be etched in our memories and our thoughts go out to Joe’s wife Pam and his family at this difficult time. Joe will live on in the hearts of millions of fans around the world.”

Former Beatle Ringo Starr quickly took to social media to react to the news of Cocker's death.


Goodbye and God bless to Joe Cocker from one of his friends peace and love. R��✌️����

— Ringo Starr (@ringostarrmusic) December 22, 2014

There will be a private memorial for the rock legend.

 Cocker is survived by his wife, Pam, his brother Victor Cocker, his step-daughter Zoey Schroeder and his two grandchildren.
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Re: Joe Cocker Dies
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 02:57:44 PM »
Sorry he passed.


Dude could not sing.
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2014, 03:05:30 PM »
I am really gonna miss roosterer
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Re: Joe Cocker Dies
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2014, 03:07:25 PM »
Sorry he passed.


Dude could not sing.

He got by with a little help from his friends.
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2014, 03:34:43 PM »
Looks like he got up and walked out on me!
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2014, 03:38:35 PM »
He'll probably come back in through the bathroom window.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Joe Cocker Dies
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2014, 06:39:38 PM »
Dude could not sing.


Come on, man.  He tried not to sing out of key.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2014, 07:06:46 PM »

Come on, man.  He tried not to sing out of key.

Now that is funny.  You are so beautiful.






Wait....
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2014, 07:50:31 PM »
You fuckers need to tweak your musical tastes.
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2014, 09:52:19 PM »
You fuckers need to tweak your musical tastes.
They love 'em some  Michael McDonald.
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2014, 11:25:44 PM »
You fuckers need to tweak your musical tastes.

This. His voice was exactly right for the songs he sang. Iconic. Unique. Amazing.

I knew I liked you, Chief.
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2014, 11:28:54 PM »
This. His voice was exactly right for the songs he sang. Iconic. Unique. Amazing.

I knew I liked you, Chief.

Generally like Joe, but he was the solo equivalent of 3 Dog Night.  He made a lot of other people's songs famous.

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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2014, 10:45:30 AM »
Generally like Joe, but he was the solo equivalent of 3 Dog Night.  He made a lot of other people's songs famous.

He COVERED others' original songs. Three Dog recorded mainly original songs that others wrote.

That said, I like em both. Joe made em his own. RIP.
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2014, 10:46:28 AM »
They love 'em some  Michael McDonald.

Uncle Sani has his Greatest Hits. Especially his Doobie Bros material.
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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2014, 10:50:17 AM »
Uncle Sani has his Greatest Hits. Especially his Doobie Bros material.

Known by his original name, The Desolate One.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2014, 10:53:36 AM »
Known by his original name, The Desolate One.

You keep....

forgettin.....
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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2014, 11:28:50 AM »
You keep....

forgettin.....

If I have to hear Yamo Be There one more time...
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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2014, 11:37:27 AM »
If I have to hear Yamo Be There one more time...

Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after fucking brunch!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2014, 11:50:18 PM »
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