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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« on: August 27, 2008, 04:00:39 PM »
Fuck Santa Claus in the mouf.  Football season is the most wonderful time of the year...and it begins tomorrow.

In honor of this glorious occasion, I ask you:

If you were allowed only one (traditional tailgate) food item and one drink item to enjoy every game day this year, what would it be?

Food: chicken wings

Drink: beer...cold.
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 04:05:09 PM »
Ribs, and cold beer!   :bar:
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 04:12:44 PM »
Grilled chicken and cold beer
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 04:41:10 PM »
BBQ and ice cold Miller Lite
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 05:35:02 PM »
Wings and cold beer. 

Did I mention cold beer?

At least a couple of game days per year, when AU is out of town, I marinate a bunch of wings and then slap em' on the grill on a cool fall morning.  Baste them with my "Special sauce".  Finish em' up and lay em' out on the kitchen counter with a big veggie tray, peanuts and plenty of cold beer in a cooler. 

Just me and the TV, my munchies and cold beer.  The problem comes when I switch to bourbon around 8:00 p.m. to finish the night games.
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 05:46:03 PM »
Wings and cold beer. 

Did I mention cold beer?

At least a couple of game days per year, when AU is out of town, I marinate a bunch of wings and then slap em' on the grill on a cool fall morning.  Baste them with my "Special sauce".  Finish em' up and lay em' out on the kitchen counter with a big veggie tray, peanuts and plenty of cold beer in a cooler. 

Just me and the TV, my munchies and cold beer.  The problem comes when I switch to bourbon around 8:00 p.m. to finish the night games.

So you have that late noght bourbon problem too?  Sometimes get's me in trouble with wife
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 05:55:24 PM »
  Baste them with my "Special sauce". 

Note to self: Avoid Steve's wings.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 05:56:49 PM »
Note to self: Avoid Steve's wings.

Come on man.  You'll love my special sauce.  Trust me!!!
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 07:16:06 PM »
Come on man.  You'll love my special sauce.  Trust me!!!
That's what she said.
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 08:09:57 PM »
BBQ pork, potato salad, and scotch. I'll drink a beer every now and then, but I am most often observed with a plastic to go cup in my hand.
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 09:09:31 PM »
Ribs and Bourbon
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 09:10:05 PM »
Food:  Rotel dip & chips

Drink:  Ice cold Miller Lite, with a couple of whiskey drinks before kickoff.
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2008, 10:51:05 PM »
prime rib marinated for 3 days and some ice cold mickey's beer
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 09:58:17 AM »
Come on man.  You'll love my special sauce.  Trust me!!!

Aw yes "Fuck You" in lawyer talk.   Run from the wings if you must.
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 10:04:32 AM »
If I can't have my wings, Mark's FREE BBQ by the perriwinkle dumpster is pretty darn awesome.
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2008, 10:08:25 AM »
Food: Slow grilled Boston Butt

Drink: Ice Cold Beer
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2008, 11:11:39 AM »
You can't beat some boneless wings and an unhealthy amount of cold Coors Light. 
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2008, 11:12:32 AM »
boneless wings 

You know how I know you're gay?
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2008, 11:13:32 AM »
You know how I know you're gay?
I am not a big fan of the bone unlike you?  I really don't see your argument here. 
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Re: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2008, 11:14:04 AM »
I depends on the weather...

COLD:
Drink: JD and Coke
Food: Chili and Hamburger

HOT:
Drink:  A varity pack of beer
Food:  Wings and Chicken Fingers
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