Bill Clark!!!!

WiregrassTiger · « **on:** December 04, 2014, 11:44:07 AM »

Anyone heard what he's up to today? AU1 plane in B'ham?

He's a son of a bitch.

GH2001 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2014, 11:44:51 AM »

Someone needs to give him a chance. Thats all I know.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2014, 11:55:37 AM »

Bill Clark can slam a revolving door.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2014, 11:56:12 AM »

Everybody loves Raymond, except Bill Clark.

GH2001 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2014, 11:56:37 AM »

Bill Clark can slam a revolving door.

Well, in fairness to him, he DID just go through one.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:01:45 PM »

Well, in fairness to him, he DID just go through one.

GH2001 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:10:17 PM »

You know those "Do Not Remove under Penalty of Law" tags on mattresses? Bill Clark cuts them off.

You just can't hide badassery like that.

djsimp · « **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:11:22 PM »

Has anyone tried this new Bill Clark toilet paper?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:20:19 PM »

Has anyone tried this new Bill Clark toilet paper?

Rough, tough and doesn't take shit off anyone.

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:30:26 PM »

I heard he can eat just one. And that M&Ms melt in his hand.

jmar · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:38:49 PM »

Rough, tough and doesn't take shit off anyone.

Bill Clark stands behind his products.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:42:41 PM »

Superman wears Bill Clark underoos.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:53:25 PM »

Bill Clark could make Tony Romo a good quarterback.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:55:59 PM »

Sasquatch has a fuzzy, grainy picture of Bill Clark.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:56:28 PM »

When Google has a question, it Bill Clark's it.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:56:56 PM »

If he had to, Bill Clark could give himself CPR.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2014, 12:59:57 PM »

Billl Clark is super KEEN.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2014, 01:04:22 PM »

Bill Clark can swim

on land.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2014, 01:05:49 PM »

Bill Clark once showed me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2014, 01:08:09 PM »

Bill Clark really died 20 years ago. Death hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.