I Can't Pull for Alabama

[Townhallsavoy]

But if

Alabama beats Miss St.
Ole Miss beats Miss St.
Auburn beats Georgia and Alabama.
South Carolina beats Florida. 

We go to Atlanta. 

So if you want to root for them on Saturday, be my guest.

[RottenBottom]

No way in hell I'm pulling for those entitled sister fucking pieces of trash.

[AUChizad]

But if

Alabama beats Miss St.
Ole Miss beats Miss St.
Auburn beats Georgia and Alabama.
South Carolina beats Florida. 

We go to Atlanta. 

So if you want to root for them on Saturday, be my guest.

Nah.

[oldautiger]

Nah.

I'd pull for ISIS before I'd pull for those mother fucking douche bags

[Buzz Killington]

As much as I'd love to see Auburn with a chance to repeat as SEC champs, I would love just as much to see Auburn hand the turds their third conference loss in the IB.

[bottomfeeder]

I hope the Updykes lose all their remaining games and any bowl game they may play.

[CCTAU]

But if

Alabama beats Miss St.
Ole Miss beats Miss St.
Auburn beats Georgia and Alabama.
South Carolina beats Florida. 

We go to Atlanta. 

So if you want to root for them on Saturday, be my guest.

So we would have 2 losses. MSU would have 2 losses and because they beat us head to head, we would win the West?

[Tiger Wench]

So we would have 2 losses. MSU would have 2 losses and because they beat us head to head, we would win the West?

Here's the link to the tie breaker rules. If AU, UA, MSU and OM wind up in 4 way tie, AU wins because head to head against the other three, we have only one loss. 

MSU would have lost to the two teams we beat (OM and AL) so they would have two losses in the four team head to head.

UA would also have two losses among the four (AU and OM).

OM would have one loss among the four (AU).  So the head to head would be AU and OM, and AU holds the tie breaker over OM.

The TAMU loss doesn't hurt us. But we have to win out. That's a tall order.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEC_Championship_Game#Three_or_more-team_procedure

[bgreene]

By the way our defense played, it's a very tall order.

[The Prowler]

Let's just win out...let everything else fall where it may. Btw, not gonna pull for uat Saturday, but like I've said before uat will beat MSU bad. Ole Miss will also beat MSU...how Auburn managed to beat OM is beyond me, probably helped that a few of their starters were out for the game or weren't 100%. So that MSU crap will be taken care of, Auburn just needs to regroup and stop fucking themselves over to start the damn games. Here's a stat for ya...since every fuckin game I hear some stat that has little to no bearing on the game that I'm watching, like if team X gangbangs all the cheerleaders at the Thursday fuckfest and if the moon is full the next night, then they're 37-2 the following Saturday game...if Auburn doesn't fuck themselves within the first four series on offense (stupid penalties or turnovers) then they're fucking undefeated.

[Kaos]

Doesn't matter who I pull for. Alabama will beat Mississippi State. So will Ole Miss. 

Whatever happens after that I don't know. 

But I don't want to go to Atlanta, really.  I don't think a team that shits all over the bed and then pulls the sheets off and wipes the turds all over its face really has a right to go.  The loss to TAMU was embarrassing, humiliating, demoralizing and disgraceful.  There's no excuse for looking like bumblefucks, but we did. 

I'll donate $2 to St. Jude today when I shop at Kohls to atone for thinking of football when there are sick kids in the world. 

[dallaswareagle]

Doesn't matter who I pull for. Alabama will beat Mississippi State. So will Ole Miss. 

Whatever happens after that I don't know. 

But I don't want to go to Atlanta, really.  I don't think a team that shits all over the bed and then pulls the sheets off and wipes the turds all over its face really has a right to go.  The loss to TAMU was embarrassing, humiliating, demoralizing and disgraceful.  There's no excuse for looking like bumblefucks, but we did. 

I'll donate $2 to St. Jude today when I shop at Kohls to atone for thinking of football when there are sick kids in the world.

And those were the high points.

[jmar]

By the way our defense played, it's a very tall order.

Looking back, the only smoke and mirrors connected to this team was the defense.

And after we win in Tuscaloosa my hope is for the Turds to be matched up in a bowl against The Ohio State University. The "pride" of the conference will rest on their shoulders and a loss to Urban Meyer would be catastrophic in follow-up.

[AUJarhead]

if team X gangbangs all the cheerleaders at the Thursday fudgefest

Then I would wonder why team X is at a Jumbo KJ event.

[djsimp]

Let's just win out...let everything else fall where it may. Btw, not gonna pull for uat Saturday, but like I've said before uat will beat MSU bad. Ole Miss will also beat MSU...how Auburn managed to beat OM is beyond me, probably helped that a few of their starters were out for the game or weren't 100%. So that MSU crap will be taken care of, Auburn just needs to regroup and stop fucking themselves over to start the damn games. Here's a stat for ya...since every fuckin game I hear some stat that has little to no bearing on the game that I'm watching, like if team X gangbangs all the cheerleaders at the Thursday fuckfest and if the moon is full the next night, then they're 37-2 the following Saturday game...if Auburn doesn't fuck themselves within the first four series on offense (stupid penalties or turnovers) then they're fucking undefeated.

This.......

Doesn't matter who I pull for. Alabama will beat Mississippi State. So will Ole Miss. 

Whatever happens after that I don't know. 

But I don't want to go to Atlanta, really.  I don't think a team that shits all over the bed and then pulls the sheets off and wipes the turds all over its face really has a right to go.  The loss to TAMU was embarrassing, humiliating, demoralizing and disgraceful.  There's no excuse for looking like bumblefucks, but we did. 

I'll donate $2 to St. Jude today when I shop at Kohls to atone for thinking of football when there are sick kids in the world. 

and this.

My personal opinion can change by a dominating performance this weekend followed by an IB win. Right now though, Auburn is beating themselves and it is too frustrating to think about the SECCG.

[dallaswareagle]

This.......

and this.

My personal opinion can change by a dominating performance this weekend followed by an IB win. Right now though, Auburn is beating themselves and it is too frustrating to think about the SECCG football.

 

[Jumbo]

Then I would wonder why team X is at a Jumbo KJ event.

That's epic & bananas.

[Saniflush]

That's epic & bananas.

Wait, your are gonna fist with bananas now?

[Snaggletiger]

Wait, your are gonna fist with bananas now?

kinky

[WiregrassTiger]

Let's just win out...let everything else fall where it may. Btw, not gonna pull for uat Saturday, but like I've said before uat will beat MSU bad. Ole Miss will also beat MSU...how Auburn managed to beat OM is beyond me, probably helped that a few of their starters were out for the game or weren't 100%. So that MSU crap will be taken care of, Auburn just needs to regroup and stop fudgeing themselves over to start the damn games. Here's a stat for ya...since every fudgein game I hear some stat that has little to no bearing on the game that I'm watching, like if team X gangbangs all the cheerleaders at the Thursday fudgefest and if the moon is full the next night, then they're 37-2 the following Saturday game...if Auburn doesn't fudge themselves within the first four series on offense (stupid penalties or turnovers) then they're fudgeing undefeated.

The fuck you say! This is fucking fabulous.