I Can't Pull for Alabama

[Tiger Wench]

I trump you both. By a lot.  Not only do I post with a deadly combination of spot-on information, opinion and unmatched wit that people shiver in moist anticipation of, I also have a killer set of man boobs.

Fight for second place if you must.  It makes no difference.

Carry on.

 >moobs

[Snaggletiger]

>moobs

I can make em' wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby.

[WiregrassTiger]

If I take the time to make a post, then it is your obligation to read it. I am way more important than you.  Know why?  I have boobies, actual GIRL boobies, which are sorely lacking around here.

Bet I would get more votes than you in the "Who's More Important on the X?" contest. I am a limited commodity.  You are interchangeable and expendable.

Remember that.  Carry on.

I don't disagree with you re the vote but I will have you know that I have a very nice set of boobs with very little hair on them.

[WiregrassTiger]

I can make em' wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby.

When you do jumping jacks I bet they bounce.

[Snaggletiger]

When you do jumping jacks I bet they bounce.

I named them.  Andre and Smith.

[Godfather]

I named them.  Andre and Smith.

Fudge

[Snaggletiger]

Fudge

Did I tell you that Marilyn Manson butt fucked a dude on SOA last night?   

[dallaswareagle]

Did I tell you that Marilyn Manson butt fucked a dude on SOA last night?

Something tells me its prolly not the first time, whether on TV or not. 

[Snaggletiger]

Something tells me its prolly not the first time, whether on TV or not.

Yep.  Put him on all-fours and shoved it right up his butt.  Butt fucked him, he did.

[Snaggletiger]

Oh and MM did butt fuck Gavin Rossdale of Bush and Gwen Stefani fame.  Look it up.  It's on the interwebz.

[WiregrassTiger]

I remember the first time I got butt....I mean, that's some gross stuff right there.

[Buzz Killington]

I don't disagree with you re the vote but I will have you know that I have a very nice set of boobs with very little hair on them.

Ha!  That's why I wax my chest...I mean, that's disgusting.

[WiregrassTiger]

Ha!  That's why I wax my chest...I mean, that's disgusting.

I can nibble on my own nipples.

[djsimp]

I will watch the bama/MSU game with intrigue with a tiny hope bama wins. This is only because what I would like to see happen for Auburn. Not to mention, if both Auburn and bama wins out, we will have ourselves another of the chizain IB with all cards on the table. I like it.