TAMU Kickoff Set

[WiregrassTiger]

Jealous much?  It's not my fault that your guns aren't as awesome as his.

Sure, two of them may not quite measure up.

[Snaggletiger]

Sure, two of them may not quite measure up.

They call me Ron Burgandy

[Tiger Wench]

I knew you were going to be with some public school educated corndogs, so I assumed they wouldn't be able to just keep drinking from the night before.

Do you even hear yourself?  The po kids are the ones with the high tolerance livers. 

[Pell City Tiger]

If I have to go with a man from the Wiregrass, my heart belongs to Snaggie.   

I always knew I was nothing more than a cheap hookup, a "holla back boi", if you will.

I'm cool with that.

[Tiger Wench]

I always knew I was nothing more than a cheap hookup, a "holla back boi", if you will.

I'm cool with that.

Was not aware that Pell City was in the Wiregrass.  RIF, darling.

[Pell City Tiger]

Was not aware that Pell City was in the Wiregrass.  RIF, darling.

Yeah, I kind of skipped over that little detail. I was blinded by jealousy. I didn't want to think about having to share you, especially with some low down Wiregrass flatlander.

[wesfau2]

Then get up at 3am and start drinking.

Problem Solved.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

[Tiger Wench]

Yeah, I kind of skipped over that little detail. I was blinded by jealousy. I didn't want to think about having to share you, especially with some low down Wiregrass flatlander.

Don't worry, darlin. You'll always be my Huckleberry.