New Englanders are a bunch of pussies. When I was playing little league ball, there was this "kid" that played for the Cardinals (I was a Tiger). We were in the 12-13 year old league. Anyway, this kid stood about 6' 1", or so it seemed, and I seem to remember he sported a 5 o'clock shadow. The kid had a fucking beard and threw the hell out of the ball. None of that toying around with the outside the plate bullshit; he threw straight across the plate every pitch. We were as scared of him as we were a bear. You know what our coach told us? "Man up, you little queers. Make contact with it and knock his goddamn head off with it,"
Coach would surely do time in this day and age.