Since I Killed It Last Week

[Snaggletiger]

My scores were off but still, please to be bowing down to my awesomenessability in saying the Turds and Dawgs wouldn't break a sweat.  The Golden Homos made it much closer than I thought, but according to Brian Kelley, pancaking two DB's was actually busted coverage.   

I don't foresee a lot of close games this week with the exception of a little tilt down in Baton Rude. While I get an uneasy feeling (which could be the beefy burrito I had for lunch) when it seems like the media nor the fan base are talking about the Cock this weekend, I have to trust that means squat and Gus has his guys focused on stroking Spurrier's club.  If we play decent defense and Marshall makes the right reads, I see the good guys pulling away in the 4th.

Murrica's Team:  38

Darth Visor's Cock:  20


Tennessee sucks.  What more can you say?  Okay, they really suck.  The only possible way this is less than a 30 point win for the Knuckledraggers is that if there truly is something to their supreme suckage playing away from the Crapstoned.  Not in this case.  You would actually have to have an opponent capable of putting up a fight.

Mouth Breathers:  48

World's Biggest Bowl of Cheetoes:  17


I give them their just due.  Ole Miss has a very solid club, top to bottom. World beaters?  Juggernaut?  Not even close.  But talented and experienced.  What will we get from the Fighting Nutria?  The team that looked overmatched without a QB against MSU and Auburn?  Or the one that looked like it found itself in destroying a pretty decent Kentucky squad?  Every year, The Hat seems to pull one out his ass and I think this is the week he does it again.  Yeah, I gave OM 5 points in the BFTC.  I went with the favorite.  But here, I'm pulling for the upset.  And, I'm hoping it's a night game.

I Smell Corn Dogs:  28

You're Still Ole Miss (+1 to Sani):  24


Getchu' some   

[Token]

The Dallas Cowboys are playing in Auburn this weekend??  Kaos will be excited.

[Snaggletiger]

The Dallas Cowboys are playing in Auburn this weekend??  Kaos will be excited.

NO!!! Not that Murrica's team.  Colin Cowherd says Auburn is his favorite team this year so it must be true.

[dallaswareagle]

The Dallas Cowboys are playing in Auburn this weekend??  Kaos will be excited.

And if the boys ever play bama, who would he hate the most?

[GH2001]

It WAS busted coverage. Why else would they have resorted to said pancaking? 

Fuck teh FSUs. Im a rooting for the fightin Petrino Motorsickle Chick Bangers against Jimbo's Criminole Loons.

[Buzz Killington]

Cock block 45
You kids get off my lawn 17

Weed supply  52
This one time at band camp 10

Brent Schaeffer  31
Urine Roux 21

[Snaggletiger]

It WAS busted coverage. Why else would they have resorted to said pancaking? 

Fuck teh FSUs. Im a rooting for the fightin Petrino Motorsickle Chick Bangers against Jimbo's Criminole Loons.

As I've said before, living in close proximity to the Hassee' I've been to a butt load of FSU games, both foosball and bassetball.  I like FSU, the campus, the vibe, the hawt wimmenz.  But, ever since that thug ass arrived on campus, their football program can suck my balls...when I have them. 

Since they won the MNC and he took home the stiff arm trophy, more and more FSU fans have come out of the woodwork.  Lately, I hear a ton of calls to sports talk shows defending Capt. Crablegs and saying how because the nation hates him, they get no respect yaw, yaw, yaw.  Welcome to 2010 at the Loveliest Village on the Plains. Except Cam was no thug and despite every possible stone being overturned, they found nothing he did wrong.  Winston is just a piece of garbage.   

[The Six]

Teabaggers 34
Worleybirds 6

Delta blues 24
Zydeco 14

Harry Potter 31
Coors Drinker 23

and for bonus round:

Maroon Bitches 42
Blue Pussies 17

[Kaos]

And if the boys ever play bama, who would he hate the most?

The world.

[Townhallsavoy]

2nd String Starters 45
Spocks 24

BetterAtHome 28
VolsUnderPressure 6

EllOhEllShu 21
FizzlePiss  17

[GH2001]

As I've said before, living in close proximity to the Hassee' I've been to a butt load of FSU games, both foosball and bassetball.  I like FSU, the campus, the vibe, the hawt wimmenz.  But, ever since that thug ass arrived on campus, their football program can suck my balls...when I have them. 

Since they won the MNC and he took home the stiff arm trophy, more and more FSU fans have come out of the woodwork.  Lately, I hear a ton of calls to sports talk shows defending Capt. Crablegs and saying how because the nation hates him, they get no respect yaw, yaw, yaw.  Welcome to 2010 at the Loveliest Village on the Plains. Except Cam was no thug and despite every possible stone being overturned, they found nothing he did wrong.  Winston is just a piece of garbage.

You say that like he's the first....

FSU and Miami's entire existences have been defined by coaches bringing their programs back from near extinction via the use of the worst kind of thugs in the United States. Its who they both are. Oh, and also the most bandwagon fans this side of Bammer.

[Snaggletiger]

You say that like he's the first....

FSU and Miami's entire existences have been defined by coaches bringing their programs back from near extinction via the use of the worst kind of thugs in the United States. Its who they both are. Oh, and also the most bandwagon fans this side of Bammer.

Can't agree there.  No Winston is not the first, just the most visible.  I don't recall FSU being anywhere near the level of thugability as Miami.  In fact, not even in the same universe as the U.  I'm quite sure they've had their fair share of it over the years, but honestly, who hasn't?  We could spend all day listing out the beatings, thefts and shootings by Bama players.  Or the long and distinguished (Like my Johnson) list of thuggery and suspensions at Georgia.  There's a Fulmer Cup award, named after the former UT coach for a reason.  How many arrests under Urban Meyer's tenure alone?  And feel free to go on any message board around the country and see what the casual fan thinks about our beloved program.

I just checked.  During Meyer's stint at UF, he had 31 players arrested. 

 

[GH2001]

Can't agree there.  No Winston is not the first, just the most visible.  I don't recall FSU being anywhere near the level of thugability as Miami.  In fact, not even in the same universe as the U.  I'm quite sure they've had their fair share of it over the years, but honestly, who hasn't?  We could spend all day listing out the beatings, thefts and shootings by Bama players.  Or the long and distinguished (Like my Johnson) list of thuggery and suspensions at Georgia.  There's a Fulmer Cup award, named after the former UT coach for a reason.  How many arrests under Urban Meyer's tenure alone?  And feel free to go on any message board around the country and see what the casual fan thinks about our beloved program.

I just checked.  During Meyer's stint at UF, he had 31 players arrested. 

 

Its a Florida thing YO!

[Godfather]

Its a Florida thing YO!