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wesfau2

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Who knew?
« on: August 26, 2008, 11:31:29 AM »
Internet access in the federal penitentiary?

Welcome, Ron Mexico.  Please do not give herpes to jumbo...or he'll give them right back to your dogs.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Who knew?
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 11:38:40 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 26, 2008, 11:31:29 AM
Internet access in the federal penitentiary?

Welcome, Ron Mexico.  Please do not give herpes to jumbo...or he'll give them right back to your dogs.

By way of his fist.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Who knew?
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2008, 01:20:36 PM »
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Who knew?
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2008, 09:25:45 PM »
Free Mike Vick!

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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."
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