Mecca Calls

[Lurking Tiger]

Suck it, bitches.


Dear Mark Corey,

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Friday, November  2

Flight:   Delta 905
Departs:   4:10 pm from Atlanta, Georgia
Arrives:   5:44 pm at Las Vegas, Nevada
Seats:   15E
Gate:   A16


Sunday, November  4

Flight:   Delta 924
Departs:   3:10 pm from Las Vegas, Nevada
Arrives:   9:54 pm at Atlanta, Georgia
Seats:   19D
Gate:   D40



Want to know what the weather is like in Las Vegas, Nevada?

[Saniflush]

Any particular reason to go?

[Lurking Tiger]

Any particular reason to go?

I haven't been to a casino in almost three weeks. I'm getting the shakes.

[Ogre]

Where are you staying?

I can hook you up with a couple of ugly strippers that will strip you naked and beat you with your own belt while being choked by a dog leash, if that sort of thing is your bag.

[Saniflush]

I haven't been to a casino in almost three weeks. I'm getting the shakes.

I knew there was a reason I liked you. 

(and when I say "like you" I mean that in a totally non Taylor way)

[Lurking Tiger]

Where are you staying?

I can hook you up with a couple of ugly strippers that will strip you naked and beat you with your own belt while being choked by a dog leash, if that sort of thing is your bag.

The Palms.

Not if they looks like this:



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[wesfau]

I haven't been to a casino in almost three weeks. I'm getting the shakes.

I just got back from Biloxi.  Good times at the craps table.

[Ogre]

The Palms.

Not if they looks like this:

They weren't that ugly.  That's someone's grandma. 

[Tarheel]

Headed there myself next weekend for the Cigar Aficionado Big Smoke...then off to the Dominican Republic for four days to smoke cigars, drink mojitos, and check out the DFWs (dirty fucking whores)...suck it yourself!

[Lurking Tiger]

Headed there myself next weekend for the Cigar Aficionado Big Smoke...then off to the Dominican Republic for four days to smoke cigars, drink mojitos, and check out the DFWs (dirty fucking whores)...suck it yourself!

Aren't mojitos a gay drink ?

[Lurking Tiger]

I just got back from Biloxi.  Good times at the craps table.

How much ?

[Tarheel]

Aren't mojitos a gay drink ?

Depends on whose serving them and the location I think...while you're in Vegas go to Chateau Fuente at Ceasar's Palace and you'll know exactly what I mean...my god those are some fine, fine looking women!

[Ogre]

Depends on whose serving them and the location I think...while you're in Vegas go to Chateau Fuente at Ceasar's Palace and you'll know exactly what I mean...my god those are some fine, fine looking women!

After downing a couple of mojitos at Chateau Fuente, he likes to swing by the Shadow Bar and have a couple of cosmo's. 

[Thrilla]

Where are you staying?

I can hook you up with a couple of ugly strippers that will strip you naked and beat you with your own belt while being choked by a dog leash, if that sort of thing is your bag.

Fucking Hilarious!  Most of the time this man talks shit, but this time he's telling the truth.  I was there when the strippers did it to him for his bachelor party.  He forgot to mention the fact that we all did the tit funnel in the hot tub...the stripper would push her tits together and pour an entire beer into the crease, and we would all place our mouths under her tits and chug the beer.  It tasted like a mixture of beer, sweat, and perfume.  I'm getting hard thinking about it.

[Ogre]

And who could forget the old 'pick up the dollar bill off your nose with no hands' trick that it took her 10 times to do before it worked.  I smelled a mixture of 3-day old tuna and Wild Orchid body lotion for weeks.

[Thrilla]

My dick just went limp and I puked all over my desk.  Those were some nasty bitches.

[Thrilla]

Best strip club to go to:  The Spearmint Rhino.  Dear God they don't make women like that anywhere else.

[Ogre]

Best strip club to go to:  The Spearmint Rhino.  Dear God they don't make women like that anywhere else.

Where was I when this excursion took place?  I don't remember the Spearmint Rhino.

EDIT:  Scratch that, I remember now... 

[AWK]

Fuck you Howard, I dont like you.  What does that say?  And Brad I'm in class, but this response made me laugh out loud literally:

Where are you staying?

I can hook you up with a couple of ugly strippers that will strip you naked and beat you with your own belt while being choked by a dog leash, if that sort of thing is your bag.

[wesfau]

How much ?

A modest $300, but the good times were found in costume that one dealer was sporting.  She was posted up at the table opposite mine (across the pit), standing next to dude in the chair so that her back was to me. 

Her costume: Marie Antoinette...in the shortest damned hoop dress I've ever seen. 

Every time she bent over the table to place a bet or pay, her cameltoe was staring our table down.  The dealers and the players on my side of the table were loving it.  My lapses in concentration on the game probably affected my winnings.