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Florida Finally Uses Backup QB to Win Football Game;He Celebrates with Sexual...

...assault.

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I bet they don't even let him swing by the Publix to pick a few things up.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Can a QB in the state of Florida not find chicks WILLING to have sex with them?
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This is a no win situation. If he did it, he is off the team. If he didn't do it, he is on the bench for weeks if not the whole season.

And in reality, who will ever know if he really did it other than the girl and Harris? These young men not only need to be coached the field but how to hear and say no.

Yeah, it makes me wonder why any starting (or potential starting) qb at ANY college football program would need to rape a girl. At the same time, I also understand the entitlement mentality that goes along with being a star athlete and that would promote the attitude that they can get away with whatever they want. So, I don't automatically discount the rape claims from these girls.
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Can't they just bring in some call girls?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Can't they just bring in some call girls?

They were all busy in Coarch Meyers' Muschamp's office
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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This may be the reason for the short SDS article floating on the facepages about Florida cancelling their Monday presser. It seems there is a rumor mill in full swing about something big going down in Gainesville.
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Speaking of....Georgia kicked Shaq Jones off the team for shoplifting.  That makes 4 DB's either kicked off or lost to injury in the last 12 days.  Add that to the two booted last year and I believe they may be just a bit thin in defensive backfield.  CoRicht is a nice guy, though.
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Speaking of....Georgia kicked Shaq Jones off the team for shoplifting.  That makes 4 DB's either kicked off or lost to injury in the last 12 days.  Add that to the two booted last year and I believe they may be just a bit thin in defensive backfield.  CoRicht is a nice guy, though.

damn fine man...visited my church once. Even kissed my 6 month old on the head and annointed him.
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damn fine man...visited my church once. Even kissed my 6 month old on the head and annointed him.

I hear he even did some mission work over in Africa though I think Georgia fans are hoping he takes a trip to Belize next. 
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I hear he even did some mission work over in Africa

Now thats UGA head coach material rite therrrr!

Probably touched them all with UGA's nut hairs and cured their ills.

DAMN FINE MAN HE IS!
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I think Muschamp should call Tallahassee PD
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from the cbssports. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.  This says 3 DB's lost but a sports talk show at lunch named a 4th who was injured.  Anywayz, don't know which way is the right way.  Let's just say different coaches handle certain situations differently. **Cough Cough** **Crab Claws**  **Cough**


Georgia has dismissed yet another defensive back, this time over an apparent misdemeanor shoplifting charge.

Per Dawgs247, Mark Richt announced Sunday night that freshman cornerback Shaquille Jones is no longer with the team. Jones was a three-star recruit in the Bulldogs' class of 2014 who had appeared in one game this season.

Though Richt's announcement did not give a reason for the dismissal, Athens-Clarke County court records showed a Shaquiile Jones from Jones' hometown of Merritt Island, Fla., was arrested Sunday afternoon and charged with misdemeanor theft. The Athens Banner-Herald reported Monday that Jones is alleged to have stolen $43 worth of automotive merchandise from an area Wal-Mart.

Jones was booked into Clarke County jail and released after posting $1,500 bond.

"We have certain expectations and standards that we require of all our players," Richt said in the announcement. "When those expectations and standards are not met, the opportunity to be a part of our program is sacrificed.”

Already dealing with a numbers issue after multiple off-season transfers, the Georgia secondary now faces further challenges, as Dawgs247's Gentry Estes explains:


[Jones] becomes the third defensive back lost by the Bulldogs in the past week. Sheldon Dawson was dismissed from the team to start this past week, while Rico Johnson's career was sadly cut short by the discovery of a spinal condition that made it unsafe for him to play.

UGA has moved wide receiver Brendan Langley back to cornerback.
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$43 in automotive supplies?  Damn, I had no idea tree shaped air fresheners had gotten so expensive.
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$43 in automotive supplies?  Damn, I had no idea tree shaped air fresheners had gotten so expensive.

Whole box of them bitches.

You must not know how much a brutha like a clean smelling car!
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$43 in automotive supplies?  Damn, I had no idea tree shaped air fresheners had gotten so expensive.

Well that was with the crown incense burner.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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This weekend might be another L for the Dawgs given the DB woes.  Going to Mizzou and facing Matty Mauk. 
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I wonder what the chances are for Shaquille Jones  to be our starting QB in 2016, if JJ is one and done.
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I wonder what the chances are for Shaquille Jones  to be our starting QB in 2016, if JJ is one and done.

If that lame brain coach of ours had just started JJ this year, we would be undefeated.
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