Just return to your car, I'll be there in a minute....(pause) with your ticket.
Don't forget to add the dramatic pause. That's what made the whole thing. It was almost under his breath.
And yes, in all seriousness, I thought this guy did as well as someone could possibly do in this situation. He tried to be nice and respectful to the old lady/Urkel. I would have thought that she could've just called her insurance agent to have a copy fwd. to his phone or something.
It's good that she didn't hit him because he would've died.