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Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor

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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2014, 06:42:22 PM »
Happy birthday swabbie,. you young whipper snapper you.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2014, 07:25:25 PM »
Thanks, everyone! One thing I've noticed after hitting this milestone is how captivating the Life Alert commercials are. Seriously, you all have made this day special!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go catch me one of those early bird dinner specials. I hear Kmart is running a deal on some nice & comfy Hagar slacks.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2014, 07:46:41 PM »
Sansabelt is the way to go, so you can pull them just under your chin.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2014, 09:01:17 PM »
You can swab my poop deck.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2014, 10:42:13 PM »
Happy Birthday Sexy!
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2014, 07:09:14 AM »
Happy Birthday!
Sansabelt and Life Alert good.
But me and my buddies at AM McDonalds warn against AARP. It's a cult and once they get their mitts on you there is no escape. Just some friendly advice pal.
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Re: Happy Birthday to our favorite Sailor
« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2014, 10:09:45 AM »
Happy Birthday!!
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