Me Thinks Jameis is toast

[Saniflush]

Jameis had almost twice as many signed items on the JSA website as Gurley.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs

But he scrong.

[Godfather]

Jameis had almost twice as many signed items on the JSA website as Gurley.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11697064/florida-state-seminoles-look-jameis-winston-autographs

It's ok he told Corch, he wasn't paid.  His word is his bond.

[GH2001]

It's ok he told Corch, he wasn't paid.  His word is his bond.

Those are as good as money sir. Those are IOUs.

Seriously, thats what Gurley SHOULD have done (if he didn't). I personally dont think its a big deal and if some 3rd party governing body (NCAA) comes asking me if I took money to sign my name?  NOPE. Sure didn't. Buh bye assholes. Wouldn't give them the satisfaction.

[Godfather]

Those are as good as money sir. Those are IOUs.

Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.

[WiregrassTiger]

The thing that has surprised me the most with this latest development is learning that Jameis can write.

[Godfather]

Jameis Winston walking into FSU's Compliance Office is like Norm walking into Cheers. ($1 to AUJ)

[GH2001]

Jameis Winston walking into FSU's Compliance Office is like Norm walking into Cheers. ($1 to AUJ)

Sometimes Jameis wants go..where everybody knows his name.

[Saniflush]

Sometimes Jameis wants go..where everybody knows his name.

FSU sorority houses?

[djsimp]

That was genius, Jamies, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that?

[GH2001]

That was genius, Jamies, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that?

I saw it in a movie once.

[djsimp]

I saw it in a movie once.

That's incredible! So what happened, so the guy tricks some sucker into signing autographs and gets away with it scott free?

[GH2001]

That's incredible! So what happened, so the guy tricks some sucker into signing autographs and gets away with it scott free?

No. He catches up with him about a mile down the road and slits his throat. It was a really good one. Now, I know this may not be a good time, but when you get a chance pullover - I gotta pee.

[dallaswareagle]

That was genius, Jamies, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that?

When I visited UA they said, oh never mind.

[The Six]

Me Thinks Jameis is BULLETPROOF.

Bill Clinton style.

[Tiger Wench]

Jameis Winston walking into FSU's Compliance Office is like Norm walking into Cheers. ($1 to AUJ)

Yeah, and AUJ done stolt that off my Twitter feed.  He be like Jameis at de Publix.

[AUJarhead]

Yeah, and AUJ done stolt that off my Twitter feed.  He be like Jameis at de Publix.

In my text message, I gave proper credit to @hunkura.  I didn't plagiarize.  I'm skrong like that.

[Godfather]

Yeah, and AUJ done stolt that off my Twitter feed.  He be like Jameis at de Publix.

($1.50 TW) Better?

[Saniflush]

($1.50 TW) Better?

Going rate.

[Tiger Wench]

Going rate.

Naw, man, the Loch Ness Monster done said the going rate is about tree fitty.

[The Six]

Naw, man, the Loch Ness Monster done said the going rate is about tree fitty.

Dammit, don't be givin no Loch Ness Monsta tree fitty, woman!