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« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2014, 11:07:37 AM »
Hey hey, I there are curly haired white girls too you know.
Uh huh...white devil!
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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2014, 11:09:55 AM »
Uh huh...white devil!

I think the politically correct term is "gingers".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2014, 11:18:42 AM »
From the little bit I've played on it it plays like real grass but a little bit faster, and I believe you're right about it making us faster

I always thought that was the reason we have always played well in Atlanta.

I meant the Georgia Dome makes Auburn a step faster.

Damn, I now realize I have to cover my ass on this board.
Wait, so you're a barner that just happened to show up this week?

Well, that's no fun.
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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2014, 11:25:52 AM »
Wait, so you're a barner that just happened to show up this week?

Well, that's no fun.
He might just lack initiative and whatnot.
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« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 11:44:12 AM »
Wait, so you're a barner that just happened to show up this week?

Well, that's no fun.

I am. 

Just got a co-op job and things have been pretty slow at work.  So I have been reading the board pretty regularly, and I finally grew a pair and decided to join.



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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2014, 11:48:39 AM »
You are correct.

Welcome.

New guy cleans up...


I'm really sorry about your bathroom. We had a nice time at the party.
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« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2014, 11:53:29 AM »
I am. 

Just got a co-op job and things have been pretty slow at work.  So I have been reading the board pretty regularly, and Ifinally grew a pair and decided to join.
Well I guess this means Snaggle is still looking for a mate.
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« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2014, 12:34:55 PM »
Back in '76 I made All-State running the carpets. Only played on 4 grass fields.

The old stuff was fast, but it sucked. Getting tackled on it was horrible. and the carpet burns were worse than VV chasing WT around the living room.


The new stuff is better. The most annoying part is the little ground up pieces of rubber get in everything.

The studies are showing that the grass does not give as much as grass and causes more knee injuries, but I'm not sure how much more. Nothing is as good as grass. Jordan-hare is one of the most beautiful fields in the world. But keep in mind, it does not get as much use as a high school field.

And the new stuff handles rain better than most grass fields.

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« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2014, 12:56:03 PM »
The old stuff was fast, but it sucked. Getting tackled on it was horrible. and the carpet burns were worse than VV chasing WT around the living room.


The new stuff is better. The most annoying part is the little ground up pieces of rubber get in everything.

The studies are showing that the grass does not give as much as grass and causes more knee injuries, but I'm not sure how much more. Nothing is as good as grass. Jordan-hare is one of the most beautiful fields in the world. But keep in mind, it does not get as much use as a high school field.

And the new stuff handles rain better than most grass fields.
That red and blue prescription stuff sure is hard on the eyes.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2014, 01:15:36 PM »
That red and blue prescription stuff sure is hard on the eyes.
The little blue prescription shouldn't be making your eyes have a hard on. You should see your doctor.
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« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2014, 01:16:22 PM »
And the new stuff handles rain better than most grass fields.

This may be critical.  70% chance that I will be competing in a wet tshirt contest against my will tomorrow night...  :sad:
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2014, 01:17:12 PM »
I am. 

Just got a co-op job and things have been pretty slow at work.  So I have been reading the board pretty regularly, and I finally grew a pair and decided to join.

If you figured out how to grow a pair, you may want to tell Snaggiepoo - he's been wishing for that technology for years.
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« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2014, 01:19:53 PM »
This may be critical.  70% chance that I will be competing in a wet tshirt contest against my will tomorrow night...  :sad:

Worked out ok against Arkansas
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2014, 01:25:54 PM »
Worked out ok against Arkansas
But rain can be the great equalizer.

I am just going to be a nervous Nellie until the game starts.  I see trap in situations like this.  DAMN YOU , DOUG BARFIELD, for this childhood mental baggage!!!
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« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2014, 01:27:49 PM »
But rain can be the great equalizer.

I am just going to be a nervous Nellie until the game starts.  I see trap in situations like this.  DAMN YOU , DOUG BARFIELD, for this childhood mental baggage!!!

Gus gots this
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2014, 01:29:44 PM »
But rain can be the great equalizer.

I am just going to be a nervous Nellie until the game starts.  I see trap in situations like this.  DAMN YOU , DOUG BARFIELD, for this childhood mental baggage!!!
I know...he traumatized us all.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2014, 01:32:32 PM »
Gus gots this

I know.  I know.  I just keep whispering this over and over to myself like a mantra.

In Gus we trust, In Gus we trust...
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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2014, 01:36:09 PM »
I know.  I know.  I just keep whispering this over and over to myself like a mantra.

In Gus we trust, In Gus we trust...

But if you say Gus Bus.....There's a pistol whipping headed your way.
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« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2014, 01:37:34 PM »
But if you say Gus Bus.....There's a pistol whipping headed your way.

I heard if you say that three times while looking into the mirror he shows up that night as a blur.
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