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« on: September 17, 2014, 09:25:39 AM »
 or whatever they call it now.  I know it is not the shit from 20 years ago that was like playing on green painted concrete but how is it in regards to real grass?

I have this sneaking suspicion that you have not even seen Auburn fast until tomorrow night.  I am having dreams of Nick Marshall looking more like Tommy Frazier.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 09:33:25 AM »
From the little bit I've played on it it plays like real grass but a little bit faster, and I believe you're right about it making us faster. 

I always thought that was the reason we have always played well in Atlanta.
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 09:40:15 AM »
From the little bit I've played on it it plays like real grass but a little bit faster, and I believe you're right about it making us faster. 

I always thought that was the reason we have always played well in Atlanta.

I didn't realize Atlanta had a stadium small enough to hold you?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 09:45:24 AM »
I didn't realize Atlanta had a stadium small enough to hold you?

They do.

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 09:46:11 AM »
I didn't realize Atlanta had a stadium small enough to hold you?

I meant the Georgia Dome makes Auburn a step faster.

Damn, I now realize I have to cover my ass on this board.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 09:47:09 AM »
I meant the Georgia Dome makes Auburn a step faster.

Damn, I now realize I have to cover my ass on this board.

Yeah, you best keep one eye on the ball and one eye on your ass, for many different reasons.
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 09:59:12 AM »
I meant the Georgia Dome makes Auburn a step faster.

Damn, I now realize I have to cover my ass on this board.

You are correct.

Welcome.

New guy cleans up...

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 10:04:19 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 10:08:24 AM »
I think I just threw up a little.

Good...He can clean that up as well.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 10:09:56 AM »
Hand rails are so overrated.
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 10:12:12 AM »
I can't tell if that is puke, blood or shit....or all 3.

Sounds right up VV's alley.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 10:13:01 AM »
I think I just threw up a little.
What?!? I had to go...I made it to the bathroom.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 10:26:07 AM »
What?!? I had to go...I made it to the bathroom.

Well, I guess the new guy picked his name well.
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 10:28:43 AM »
What?!? I had to go...I made it to the bathroom.

Exactly...There's a drain right there and most of it is already in liquid form.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 10:35:21 AM »
Exactly...There's a drain right there and most of it is already in liquid form.

I just want to know why he has been given a hose to work with? Can't make it too easy. Lets go boot camp style.
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« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2014, 10:36:19 AM »
From the little bit I've played on it it plays like real grass but a little bit faster, and I believe you're right about it making us faster. 

I always thought that was the reason we have always played well in Atlanta.
Back in '76 I made All-State running the carpets. Only played on 4 grass fields.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2014, 10:38:47 AM »
Back in '76 I made All-State running the carpets. Only played on 4 grass fields.
I prefer no grass on the playing field, or maybe just a small strip.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2014, 10:39:59 AM »
I prefer no grass on the playing field, or maybe just a small strip.

And certainly not afro.....I mean astro-turf.
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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2014, 10:48:51 AM »
And certainly not afro.....I mean astro-turf.
Always the races with you people.
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Re: Astro turf
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2014, 10:49:42 AM »
Always the races with you people.

Hey hey, I there are curly haired white girls too you know.
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