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Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« on: September 09, 2014, 09:39:28 AM »
Happy Birthday to our own unfrozen beach man lawyer.  Hope your day is filled with booze and whures.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2014, 09:43:39 AM »
A little part of me would like to be him.....you know cause he's little and that's all that would fit.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2014, 09:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2014, 09:43:39 AM
A little part of me would like to be inside of him.....you know cause he's little and that's all that would fit.
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2014, 10:17:08 AM »
Ahhh.  The fun that we could have.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2014, 10:18:07 AM »
Happy Burfday bizzitch.  Cold Fo Twinneys all around.
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2014, 10:19:41 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2014, 10:17:08 AM
Ahhh.  The fun that we could have.
He's 18 you know. You can legally fuck him.
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2014, 10:54:11 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2014, 10:56:17 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 09, 2014, 10:19:41 AM
He's 18 you know. You can legally fuck him.

You didn't have to wait...He was really good about keeping his mouth closed around a cock.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2014, 11:50:11 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2014, 10:56:17 AM
You didn't have to wait...He was really good about keeping his mouth closed around a cock.
Where's the fun in that?
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2014, 11:57:58 AM »
We see eye to eye on a lot of things...well, all things, because we're hobbits.

You're a great sword fight partner, because with Sani, I have to jump a lot.

I feel like together, we could take on anything...so long as one of us is on the other's shoulders.

For your birthday, I'll be doing the dance of our mother land:





Happy day of vaginal expulsion, nurra!
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2014, 12:05:29 PM »
Happy Happy Broseph!
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2014, 12:21:47 PM »
Happy birthday from outside of the legal world.
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2014, 12:23:02 PM »
Happy birthday, Weskie!
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2014, 01:51:21 PM »
Happy Birthday, counselor!
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2014, 02:16:00 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2014, 06:30:05 PM »



Happy Birthday Weskie.
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2014, 07:37:37 PM »
Thanks to all.

Just checking in after crushing the blackjack table.  On our way to Mary Mahoney's for dinner...then...craps.  Lots of craps.
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2014, 10:20:42 PM »
Happy Birthday you sexy man beast.  I hope you crush more than the blackjack tables tonight.
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2014, 12:29:43 AM »
Hey, weskie baby, I need someone to wash my lower back. Or all of it, if you bring a step stool. Your call, lover.

Hope you clean up on your birthday. XXOXOX
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Re: Luckily he hasn't aged like his doppleganger
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2014, 08:37:26 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2014, 07:37:37 PM
Thanks to all.

Just checking in after crushing the blackjack table.  On our way to Mary Mahoney's for dinner...then...craps.  Lots of craps.

At least you haven't had to start with the Metamucil yet.
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