Selling 1 Arky Ticket

[AUTailgatingRules]

We have 1 Arkansas ticket for sale.  Face value

Section 40 row 54

[dallaswareagle]

And what the hell do I do with the Mrs?

[Saniflush]

And what the hell do I do with the Mrs?

More like how the fuck are you gonna get in?

[Snaggletiger]

And what the hell do I do with the Mrs?

Look.  I'll be happy to help out here.  AUTailgating said he'd give me the keys to his RV while he's at the game.  You go and have a good time and I'll take one for the team.  Pull those Tigers through.

[dallaswareagle]

More like how the fuck are you gonna get in?

 

[dallaswareagle]

Look.  I'll be happy to help out here.  AUTailgating said he'd give me the keys to his RV while he's at the game.  You go and have a good time and I'll take one for the team.  Pull those Tigers through.

Thanks. You drive it, you gotta pay for the maintenance on it. 

[Snaggletiger]

Thanks. You drive it, you gotta pay for the maintenance on it.

Wait.  I've already got one of those.  Let me get back to you.

[dallaswareagle]

Wait.  I've already got one of those.  Let me get back to you.

And here's a car fax report:

She just bought 6 cans of something that some guy at a show told here was the latest, greatest thing for keening up your car.  $60.00-sitting in my garage right now with no hope of being used since I get my car cleaned by minions.

Different can-Armor all inside  

[Buzz Killington]

And here's a car fax report:

She just bought 6 cans of something that some guy at a show told here was the latest, greatest thing for keening up your car.  $60.00-sitting in my garage right now with no hope of being used since I get my car cleaned by minions.

Different can-Armor all inside

I thought we were talking about...ah, nevermind.