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I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker

I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« on: August 20, 2014, 09:03:57 PM »
And fuck Mark Schlabach and fuck ESPN.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11384809/alabama-fan-poisoned-auburn-toomer-corner-oaks-agrees-dunk-tank-pie-toss-charity

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Auburn football fans might finally be able to seek their revenge against Harvey Updyke.

Updkye, the Alabama fan who infamously poisoned Auburn's beloved oak trees at Toomer's Corner in 2010, has agreed to appear at a charity event Sept. 29 in Mobile, Alabama, in which fans will be allowed to either dunk him in a dunking booth or throw pies at his face.

"He thought about it and thought about it," Updyke's wife, Elva, said. "His daughter said he needed to do it because it will show that he's not as big of a nut as some people believe. He told them they can do whatever they want to him if it will raise money for kids."

T.J. Hodges, an Alabama fan living near Chicago, is organizing the event to help raise money for the family of John Oliver, a boy from outside Mobile who died of cancer in July. Hodges started a nonprofit organization, Roses From Linda, after his mother passed away that helps raise money for family members to visit terminally ill patients before they die.

Hodges said he's still working out the particulars of the event, but former Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron, now with the NFL's Cincinnati Bengals, and his mother, Dee Dee Bonner, are helping organize and raise awareness for the charity event.

"The Harvey Updyke idea came from me thinking outside the box to raise money for the family," Hodges said. "I thought I'd take a chance and see if Harvey was interested in helping, and he said he'd do whatever we wanted."

Updyke, a former Texas state trooper, was arrested in February 2011 after a man calling himself "Al from Dadeville" phoned Paul Finebaum's radio show and boasted of pouring herbicide around the 130-year-old oak trees following Auburn's win over rival Alabama in the 2010 Iron Bowl. The caller signed off Finebaum's radio show by saying, "Roll Damn Tide."

Updyke pleaded guilty in March 2013 to one count of unlawful damage of an animal or crop facility. He was sentenced to six months in jail and served 76 days after being credited for 104 days of time already served.

Updyke, who now lives in Albany, Louisiana, also was sentenced to five years of probation and banned from attending any college sporting event for the rest of his life. In addition, he is prohibited from stepping foot on the Auburn campus again. A judge ordered Updyke to pay nearly $800,000 in restitution to Auburn University.

As part of his sentence, Updyke was banned from talking to the media.

Updyke's wife said he realizes Auburn fans probably will show up at the Mobile charity event to take a shot at him.

"He knows there's going to be a lot of Auburn fans there, but he doesn't care," Elva Updyke said. "He's 65 years old. What are they going to do to him? They'll have security there."
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2014, 09:06:54 PM »
Celebrating him.

Fuck him.

Fuck them.

This is fucking reprehensible.

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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2014, 09:14:18 PM »
If this was an Auburn fan pulling this stunt, you would have every state media performing an outrage musical.
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2014, 09:22:02 PM »
Fill the dunking tub up with hydrochloric acid, then burn his fat ass.
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2014, 09:50:50 PM »
Only if I can throw the balls at his ugly mug
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2014, 11:13:50 PM »
I will go with the intent of harming people. 
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2014, 11:16:19 PM »
I could not go.  Criminal charges would follow.  I would seriously attempt to cause him physical harm. 

What a dumbass to announce exactly where he will be at a given date and time...
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2014, 04:07:36 AM »
"...because it will show that he's not as big of a nut as some people believe."

Of course he isn't, he's just like the 80% of that fanbase.

Throw pies at his face? Hmmm, think they'll notice a stack of pies that has big rocks in them?
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2014, 07:11:47 AM »
I think the best thing to happen would be for Auburn folks to stay the hell away.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - fudge This Motherfudgeer
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2014, 08:08:42 AM »
This idea is just about as dumb as #AskJameis.

Also, feels an awful lot like entrapment. "Pawwwwl, you knowd them eveil Barners can't resist beating up a old man. Dontchu wish da Govnur would just shutter dat cow school? I'll hangup n lissen."
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2014, 08:22:26 AM »


Throw pies at his face? Hmmm, think they'll notice a stack of pies that has big rocks in them?

Or Spike 80.

Only fitting irony right?
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2014, 08:25:43 AM »
I have a feeling right before the event Updyke will cancel because of too many death threats from Auburn fans.  No one will be able to prove the existence of such death threats but that won't matter.
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2014, 09:04:42 AM »
I'll partake as long as the pies are frozen.
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2014, 11:35:43 AM »
Auburn grad Octavia Spencer can supply the pies.
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - fudge This Motherfudgeer
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2014, 12:10:49 PM »
Auburn grad Octavia Spencer can supply the pies.

I really enjoyed how you and all of your friends at this black tie, premier viewing were guffawing in the background. And the ties were probably the only thing black there too, you racist prick.
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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2014, 01:52:10 PM »
I think the best thing to happen would be for Auburn folks to stay the hell away.
This^^ because it only adds to the atmosphere the Turds want.
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2014, 11:43:57 PM »
So AJ McTats' mom, who helped organize this shitshow, is claiming she had to cancel updyke's appearance due to death threats.

Can't help bur wonder though, how many charity's ask for partnership, investors, an claims "we can help alot of people and pay our own bills? "

« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 09:34:31 AM by AUownsU »
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2014, 04:05:25 AM »
I have a feeling right before the event Updyke will cancel because of too many death threats from Auburn fans.  No one will be able to prove the existence of such death threats but that won't matter.
Nearly nailed it...it's Mrs. McTattoo that's claiming "death threats" to RECspn no less.
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Re: I Hope He Drowns on Pie Juice - Fuck This Motherfucker
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2014, 08:42:54 AM »
Nearly nailed it...it's Mrs. McTattoo that's claiming "death threats" to RECspn no less.

That's even more perfect than Updyke claiming it.  No one would have much sympathy for the old tree killer worrying about death threats.  The semi-pretty mom with big breasts?  Oh, those shitty, cheatin', immoral Auburn people!
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 11:23:29 AM by Townhallsavoy »
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2014, 10:09:18 AM »
That's even more perfect that Updyke claiming it.  No one would have much sympathy for the old tree killer worrying about death threats.  The semi-pretty mom with big breasts?  Oh, those shitty, cheatin', immoral Auburn people!

Well the real questions that need to be asked are not....

If she goes through with this fundraising deal, and shows up, will she still slip her son the tongue?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."