One of the worst songs I've ever heard

Kaos · « **on:** August 20, 2014, 09:00:34 AM »

Taylor Swift really has very little talent. She proves that without a doubt with her new song "Shake It Off."

It may be the worst 'real' song I've ever heard. And by real I mean one promoted by a label and pushed on the radio. It makes Katy Perry's 'Birthday' which was god AWFUL sound like a classic.

GH2001 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2014, 09:06:42 AM »

Water is wet.

Bears still prefer to pinch one off near trees.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2014, 09:12:56 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 20, 2014, 09:06:42 AM

Water is wet.

Bears still prefer to pinch one off near trees.

The pope wears a funny hat, Glenn.

A pig's ass is pork.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:08:56 AM »

This song is epic level bad though. And nobody seems to notice.

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:11:03 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 11:08:56 AM

This song is epic level bad though. And nobody seems to notice.

GH2001 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:47:36 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 11:08:56 AM

This song is epic level bad though. And nobody seems to notice.

yes they are....girls ages 16-25 are buying the shit out of it.

Kaos · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:04:28 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 20, 2014, 11:47:36 AM

yes they are....girls ages 16-25 are buying the shit out of it.

I had a 23 year old tell me it sounded like a vulture raping a walrus.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:46:49 PM »

I only know that I'd taylor that toot toot swiftly.

GH2001 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2014, 02:03:55 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 12:04:28 PM

I had a 23 year old tell me it sounded like a vulture raping a walrus.

Sounds right up the alley of today's youth and their musical tastes.

Jumbo · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2014, 02:31:36 PM »

That song is brilliant, it's my ring tone.

AUChizad · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2014, 04:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 20, 2014, 09:00:34 AM

It may be the worst 'real' song I've ever heard. And by real I mean one promoted by a label and pushed on the radio.

Nope. This.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2014, 04:45:27 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 20, 2014, 04:29:46 PM

Nope. This.

I must compliment you on the picture thingy. But I think that in the description below, you need to switch the words "fantastic" and "horrendous"...if you are truly going for accuracy.

Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2014, 05:07:00 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 20, 2014, 04:29:46 PM

Nope. This.

Are those major label "Stars"? Because I've never heard of them. Even still that song is a billion times better than the thing Taylor Swift is doing. It's Hindenburg bad.

Also heard two Katy Perry songs today. "Birthday" and "How We Do" They sucked pus-laden cancerous balls. Absolutely horrible. She's pretty and I like to look at her, but I truly think her 15 minutes of singing fame are completely used up. She cannot sing at all. And the songs are shit-tacular.

AUChizad · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2014, 06:44:45 PM »

Meh. I just heard the song.

I mean, it's shit, but what do you expect when a pop-country singer does a self-proclaimed "straight pop" album?

I mean, music sucks today.

Here's another example:

Not only is it a shitty song on its own merits, it is a complete rip-off both lyrically and melodically of Icona Pop's "I Love It".

Everyone probably knows what song I'm talking about, but just in case:

And it's not a sample, or a tribute, or an interpolation. It's just a lift.

GH2001 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2014, 08:33:51 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 20, 2014, 06:44:45 PM

I mean, music sucks today.

Key phrase.

bgreene · « **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2014, 08:14:52 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 20, 2014, 06:44:45 PM

Meh. I just heard the song.

I mean, it's shit, but what do you expect when a pop-country singer does a self-proclaimed "straight pop" album?

I mean, music sucks today.

Here's another example:

Not only is it a shitty song on its own merits, it is a complete rip-off both lyrically and melodically of Icona Pop's "I Love It".

Everyone probably knows what song I'm talking about, but just in case:

And it's not a sample, or a tribute, or an interpolation. It's just a lift.

I Don't care...I love it

bgreene · « **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2014, 08:34:03 AM »

Honestly, the worst part about it is that my wife who is 28 will only listen to this kind of music. And because of this my kids, boys included now listen to this crap. It's cute and funny with my daughters, but the boys! It kills me.

Kaos · « **Reply #17 on:** August 22, 2014, 10:23:30 PM »

Quote from: bgreene on August 22, 2014, 08:34:03 AM

Honestly, the worst part about it is that my wife who is 28 will only listen to this kind of music. And because of this my kids, boys included now listen to this crap. It's cute and funny with my daughters, but the boys! It kills me.

Oh dear god.

Jake Miller. First Flight Home.

Made me want to stick pinecones in my dick hole it was so bad. Saw it during the commercials at the movies.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2014, 11:09:32 AM »

I think this one may make a run at worst I've ever heard:

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2014, 04:27:14 PM »

There was a female group on SNL (8-23-2014) that was abso-fucking-lutely horrible. I can't even begin to place it in a genre.