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Sani's 5 star, triple diamond locks of the week.

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Sani's 5 star, triple diamond locks of the week.
« on: August 19, 2014, 03:34:41 PM »
This will be updated as I see lines that scream free money. 


Line number one is Cousin fuckers -25.5.  I would take WV all day long with them getting this many points.  The cousin fuckers probably cannot score 25 total.
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Re: Sani's 5 star, tripple diamond locks of the week.
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2014, 03:41:14 PM »
The biggest problem I have with this prognostication is that there is two sets of cousin humpers in this game.
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Re: Sani's 5 star, tripple diamond locks of the week.
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2014, 03:45:25 PM »
The biggest problem I have with this prognostication is that there is two sets of cousin humpers in this game.

Right you are....

Pick the ones who are not afraid to have a black quarterback.
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Re: Sani's 5 star, triple diamond locks of the week.
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2014, 04:20:25 PM »
I don't see West Virginia pulling it off.

Sure Coker will look like horseshit.  But West Virginia's defensive line averages 291 pounds with their NT weighing 298.  Bama's offensive line averages 312 pounds.  West Virginia's heaviest linebacker is 235 pounds while Alabama's average linebacker is 249 pounds with their lightest being 242 and heaviest being 260.  I bring up the linebackers because Alabama and West Virginia run similar defensive schemes and Alabama has been quite good at it the past few years. 

The one neutralizing factor is West Virginia's fast, spread it out, throw the ball offense.  If once-like-Coker-Florida-St-transfer QB Clint Trickett can make accurate throws, then maybe this is a ball game.  But most likely, it'll be just like Alabama's opener last year - boring and slow but a pretty wide margin of victory.
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Re: Sani's 5 star, triple diamond locks of the week.
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2014, 04:22:56 PM »
Sani is locking the pick ATS.  I can't see them beating the northern cousin humpers by that spread either, unless Holgorsen goes full retard.
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2014, 04:24:18 PM »
Sani is locking the pick ATS.  I can't see them beating the northern cousin humpers by that spread either, unless Holgorsen goes full retard.

Yeah I know.  I think it's a 35-7 type of score. 
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2014, 04:25:35 PM »
Yeah I know.  I think it's a 35-7 type of score.

Meh.  I think more along the lines of 21-10, unless bammer returns a punt or an INT for a TD.
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2014, 04:26:32 PM »
Meh.  I think more along the lines of 21-10, unless bammer returns a punt or an INT for a TD.

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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2014, 04:47:39 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2014, 04:58:14 PM »
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Re: Sani's 5 star, triple diamond locks of the week.
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2014, 05:05:46 PM »
What about the Jews?  Don't forget the damn Jews.
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2014, 05:49:50 PM »
What about the Jews?  Don't forget the damn Jews.

I already said gays.
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2014, 06:58:04 PM »
The damn Jews!
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Re: Sani's 5 star, triple diamond locks of the week.
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2014, 09:23:54 PM »
This will be updated as I see lines that scream free money. 


Line number one is Cousin fuckers -25.5.  I would take WV all day long with them getting this many points.  The cousin fuckers probably cannot score 25 total.

Agreed.  If only I had a good online book....or a friend who camps out in Vegas for days on end.
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« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2014, 09:49:25 AM »
Agreed.  If only I had a good online book....or a friend who camps out in Vegas for days on end.
If only I could have placed that $100 Auburn over 7 wins last year, that we were informed about then told we were to late, after only 2 hours.  We need a new X bookie.
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Re: Sani's 5 star, triple diamond locks of the week.
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2014, 09:57:49 AM »
This week I like Michigan State getting 13 against Oregon.  MSU could win this game outright depending on which Oregon team shows up.   I wouldn't put the farm on it but its the best one I see this week.

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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2014, 10:02:49 AM »
This week I like Michigan State getting 13 against Oregon.  MSU could win this game outright depending on which Oregon team shows up.   I wouldn't put the farm on it but its the best one I see this week.

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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2014, 10:05:43 AM »
This week I like Michigan State getting 13 against Oregon.  MSU could win this game outright depending on which Oregon team shows up.   I wouldn't put the farm on it but its the best one I see this week.


Fuck the Ducks but  they'll be so fast to cover.
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Re: Sani's 5 star, triple diamond locks of the week.
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2014, 10:16:46 AM »
I'd keep an eye on that East Carolina -16 vs the Cocks of USC.  Screams trap.
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