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The SEC Network Blows

The SEC Network Blows
« on: August 19, 2014, 11:47:19 AM »
All the hype and hoopla and it's the Paul Finebaum network.  I'm sure once the season starts, there will be more commentary and analysis from others, but who really cares about them?  ESPN and ESPNU will get first choice, and their analysts mostly blow monkey balls and the majority of their shows are barely watchable. 

College Gameday is worth putting on Saturday morning because it's a nice tradition and it's fun to see the signs.  I like the group that's on there, but even then, it's not exactly the most tantalizing show to watch.  Will the SEC Network put on something better?  With Paul Finebaum and Tim Tebow on screen?  Nah.  No thanks.

I even tuned in to the Finebaum show yesterday to see how it looked.  I was not expecting the style and format.  Way too internet-y and the attempt to put faces to callers was a fail.  The regular callers aren't going to put their face on screen as they've talked too much shit over the years to risk someone finding them in real life.  Even if they did, who fucking cares what I-Man and Jim from Tuscaloosa looks like? 

The only thing the SEC Network did right was snatching the South Carolina-Texas A&M game and the Auburn-Arkansas game the first week of the season.  The rest of the game schedule isn't worth paying extra for. 
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2014, 12:02:02 PM »
The only thing I have noticed from the analysts is that Auburn will only be fourth best in the SEC west.  But they have sucked the flesh from Saban's junk.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2014, 12:05:29 PM »
The only thing I have noticed from the analysts is that Auburn will only be fourth best in the SEC west.  But they have sucked the flesh from Saban's junk.

yes....were gimmicky. People will figure us out now. Were not sneaking up on anyone this year. Some turmoil in the program. Other teams are just too good. We are marked. We use the spread HUNH because we lack the talent. Blah blah friggity blah. Ive heard it all on there.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2014, 12:08:20 PM »
We won't be able to run like we did last year.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2014, 12:09:48 PM »
We won't be able to run like we did last year.

Well of course not, DUH!

Other teams are just gonna load the box with 8-9 guys and stop it. Game over. THAT simple. After all, Marshall is just a RB playing QB in that gimmicky offense.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2014, 12:16:11 PM »
So, we can't win right away?
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2014, 12:17:39 PM »
So, we can't win right away?
Not this year
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2014, 12:26:46 PM »
Are our backs chasing squirrels?
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2014, 12:28:14 PM »
Not this year
We will do good to be bowl eligible with our schedule, our gimmicky offense, porous defense, high school coach and with a QB who's really a running back.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2014, 12:28:28 PM »
Kirk Herbstriet "marveled" at Jacob Coker.  I learned that today. 

I've never seen a player set up to fail in a more spectacular way. 
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2014, 12:29:41 PM »
Kirk Herbstriet "marveled" at Jacob Coker.  I learned that today. 

I've never seen a player set up to fail in a more spectacular way.

Can't wait to see their reaction when Sims is announced as the starter.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2014, 12:39:47 PM »
I heard the term "smoke and mirrors" used to describe Auburn's '13 season this week on either espnu or SEC network. By the host.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2014, 01:29:27 PM »
Lane Kiffin's got this.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2014, 02:13:59 PM »
Lane Kiffin's got this.

Caption some of this.

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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2014, 02:16:13 PM »
Caption some of this.



Kiffin: "Weeeeeeeeeeee, im a little birdie that can FLYYYYYYYYY...weeeeeeeeee"

#18: "Tha fuck...?? THIS guy? My coach? Srlsly?? "
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2014, 02:22:10 PM »

This is the play.   This is the play.  kay?

The quarterback. Two receivers lined up to the left, one to the right. There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback, okay.

The QB gives the ball...No, he doesn't get the ball.

The receiver goes all the way over there to the left.

Once the quarterback has the ball, he fakes to the left.  No. He fakes to the right.  He doesn't fake. He thinks about faking. He pretends to fake.

I don't know where I am.

I can't breathe.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2014, 02:24:15 PM »
Dey eva catch dat gorilla dat escaped from the zoo and punched you in da eye?
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« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2014, 02:24:44 PM »
Dey eva catch dat gorilla dat escaped from the zoo and punched you in da eye?
Da search continues.
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2014, 02:26:12 PM »
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Re: The SEC Network Blows
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2014, 02:39:19 PM »
Dey eva catch dat gorilla dat escaped from the zoo and punched you in da eye?

That's Lane Kiffin, not Coach O...

(Yes, I know... waterboy quote...)
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