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Re: Fuck You Bielema
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2014, 03:46:16 PM »
     The back story they failed to report is that they caught someone recording a closed practice the day before.  Supposedly one of Gus's cultists in Springdale.  If you cheating bastards wouldn't send people to tape our closed practices our coach wouldn't have to issue such warnings.

Yeah - other teams cheating. Thats why Arky loses. Doesn't matter if someone taped anything or not. To make that kind of statement as a head coach out in the open like that is dumbassery. 

FWIW - No one NEEDS to tape your practice to win. NO ONE.  Not one single solitary team in this conference.

If they do tape it, its probably for the retard reel during RnR/Movie Night.
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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2014, 04:57:54 PM »
Yeah - other teams cheating. Thats why Arky loses. Doesn't matter if someone taped anything or not. To make that kind of statement as a head coach out in the open like that is dumbassery. 

FWIW - No one NEEDS to tape your practice to win. NO ONE.  Not one single solitary team in this conference.

If they do tape it, its probably for the retard reel during RnR/Movie Night.

     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2014, 05:04:54 PM »
     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?
No. It's not part of the Creed. But, neither is that ass whipping about to be unleashed next weekend.

I would actually like to add the following to the creed right after I believe in Auburn and love it: "and we are going to whip that Arkansas ass next Saturday". But, if we added that, then, of course, it would only apply the week before the Arkansas game. So, it was denied.

But I'm thinking that we are still going to whip that ass.
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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2014, 05:06:22 PM »
No. It's not part of the Creed. But, neither is that ass whipping about to be unleashed next weekend.

I would actually like to add the following to the creed right after I believe in Auburn and love it: "and we are going to whip that Arkansas ass next Saturday". But, if we added that, then, of course, it would only apply the week before the Arkansas game. So, it was denied.

But I'm thinking that we are still going to whip that ass.
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Re: Fuck You Bielema
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2014, 05:12:49 PM »
     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?
Not sure if it's funnier that #BERT thinks it's a great motivational tactic to claim a spy is hiding in the bushes trying to tape practice, and it's probably someone from Springdale, and it's probably an Auburn fan, or the fact that your fan base believes it.
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« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2014, 05:16:40 PM »
Not sure if it's funnier that #BERT thinks it's a great motivational tactic to claim a spy is hiding in the bushes trying to tape practice, and it's probably someone from Springdale, and it's probably an Auburn fan, or the fact that your fan base believes it.

You can always tell when Arkansas fans have visited. The toilet's never flushed and the cat's pregnant.
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« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2014, 05:28:43 PM »
You can always tell when Arkansas fans have visited. The toilet's never flushed and the cat's pregnant.

How'd you get 'em to start using the toilet?
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« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2014, 05:29:32 PM »
How'd you get 'em to start using the toilet?

He followed the cat in there.
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« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2014, 09:32:30 PM »
     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?

I'm saying no one is doing it (not from an Au staff or any other coaching staff) because it's not necessary against you sorry fucks. 3-9, a loss to Rutgers and a 10 point win over Samford and I'd probably be pretty butt hurt too. At least Tennessee knew and admitted Kiffin was a first class fuckup.
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Re: Fuck You Bielema
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2014, 09:36:02 PM »
     I see, you're saying it's OK to cheat as long as you were probably going to win anyway.  Sounds like an Auburn point of view.  Is that part of the Creed?

Like duh.
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« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2014, 10:30:25 PM »
I'm saying no one is doing it (not from an Au staff or any other coaching staff) because it's not necessary against you sorry fucks. 3-9, a loss to Rutgers and a 10 point win over Samford and I'd probably be pretty butt hurt too. At least Tennessee knew and admitted Kiffin was a first class fuckup.

I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?
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« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2014, 10:42:38 PM »
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I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?

2012 Arkansas Razorbacks Football Schedule. Final Record: 4-8 And then you hired Bert.



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« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2014, 07:24:21 AM »
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?

We was waiting on Coach Kline to get his manhood back..
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« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2014, 08:01:27 AM »
Beluga has put all of his chips on beating Auburn.  Get the impression from what's coming out of that state that he doesn't care if he wins a single other game this season, it's all about us for some reason. 

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« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2014, 08:45:51 AM »
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?

Fuck you for invoking my memory of that
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« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2014, 08:56:38 AM »
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?
You got us on that one. Your hiring Fat Bastard should put us in our rightful place. Dammit, foiled again by the mighty Hogs.
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Re: Fuck You Bielema
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2014, 09:37:16 AM »
I'm trying to remember, what was Auburn's record in '12?

And is that coach there anymore? And were Auburn fans acting high and mighty AFTER that season defending a coach that just pulled some stupid ass juvenile bullshit in front of 3000 people? Hint: both are NO.

4-8, 3-9 - back to back....ouch. Making Nutt look better by the minute.
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« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2014, 09:43:31 AM »
Beluga has put all of his chips on beating Auburn.  Get the impression from what's coming out of that state that he doesn't care if he wins a single other game this season, it's all about us for some reason.
I think he is very aware that the pigs pine away for Malzahn so he feels he has to beat him to gain credibility with the fan base. Problem is with so many disgruntled fan bases though be it not being able to get over the hump as with Georgia or cupboard bare as with Tennessee is that you can't do better than what you have. And for now, Arkansas is stuck with with a old time Big Ten mindset in a place where the state talent isn't enough to get it done.
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« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2014, 09:44:04 AM »
We was waiting on Coach Kline to get his manhood back..

I'ma takin that notebook and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it
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« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2014, 10:07:54 AM »
I'ma takin that notebook and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it

No grandma, I didn't get the job.
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