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JC, it ain't for Jesus no more

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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2014, 03:51:23 PM »

pardon:   



How far back did you have to go in the way-back machine to find that?  Unless it is from last week, I maintain that the King is the tomato pusher.
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2014, 03:58:46 PM »
How far back did you have to go in the way-back machine to find that?  Unless it is from last week, I maintain that the King is the tomato pusher.



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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2014, 04:00:46 PM »
Just how old are you?

I was born when GCW rose to power in Alabama politics.  I've seen segregated water fountains and blacks-only balconies.  I don't age like normal humans, though. 

I'm older than you think and younger than can imagine. 

Nosferatu. 
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2014, 04:09:21 PM »
I was born when GCW rose to power in Alabama politics.  I've seen segregated water fountains and blacks-only balconies.  I don't age like normal humans, though. 

I'm older than you think and younger than can imagine. 

Nosferatu.

An enigma, as GF noted.
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2014, 04:16:05 PM »
An enigma, as GF noted.

enigma is just imagine all fucked up. 
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2014, 04:17:03 PM »
Quote from:  See it really isn't that hard
Over my formative years I watched as Bryant destroyed the entire state, I saw the paradigm shift in fandom from something close to a 50-50 split to every redneck, dipshit, fuckstick, asswipe putting on a crimson cap.  I always rationalized to myself that we didn't want those jackasses anyway. 


This^^^  The vast majority of their fan base is comprised of dumbass bandwagoneers who rolled with the Tahd back when they were dominating the State.  They wuz winners so every Bubba and Bobbie Jean got crimpsum t-shirts for their birthday and authentic Tahd jerseys on Christmas and other really special occasions.     
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2014, 04:35:20 PM »

This^^^  The vast majority of their fan base is comprised of dumbass bandwagoneers who rolled with the Tahd back when they were dominating the State.  They wuz winners so every Bubba and Bobbie Jean got crimpsum t-shirts for their birthday and authentic Tahd jerseys on Christmas and other really special occasions.     

If you really want to get to the bottom of it you have to look even deeper.  Their "power" is rooted in redneck racism.   I've had this particular rant before but it needs to be reinforced. 

At the time the "Alabama mystique" was created, this state was at the epicenter of a racial revolution.  GCW standing in the door to prevent a race riot, the march on Selma, fire hoses, lunch counters, attack dogs. 

Every red blooded, redneck, colored-fearing, whitebread racist looked around and saw their entire world shifting dramatically.  It was a sea change, the likes of which the world has never really known. 

And there was granite-faced, gravelly voiced, Moses of the Masses Barh By God Bryant and his horde of white boys.  He won. Nothin' but a winner. And he did it without all them colored on the field, too.  He took his white boys and defied the nation by winning.  And they flocked to him like the mind-numb sheep they are. 

Don't let the revisionist history fool you.  Bryant was no "racial innovator" as I've heard in the last few years.  He absolutely didn't want them on his team and fought to keep it from happening until he simply couldn't avoid it.  Bu the time Bryant first grudgingly accepted Wilbur Jackson, Auburn, Florida, Kentucky, Mississippi State and Vanderbilt already had integrated their teams.  ** Ole Miss and LSU were the last, a year after UAT. 

The pervasive Alabama allegiance is the lasting remnant of the old KKK society that existed in the shadows among the less educated. 

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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2014, 08:52:21 PM »

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I immediately thought of this. I was 19 and working at McDonalds when these came out. What a pita.

And the tomatoes were cut fresh.
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2014, 08:53:44 PM »
How far back did you have to go in the way-back machine to find that?  Unless it is from last week, I maintain that the King is the tomato pusher.
For real old school, go find the McDLT commercials and look for young George Costanza
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2014, 11:24:12 AM »
Back on Haysues Coker, last night I was flipping channels and came across something on ESPN where they apparently had some voting on which newcomer would do the best in the Heisman race.  I just saw the results and didn't catch the first part of it.  They had 4 players listed including Kyle Allen at TA&M and Coker, who obviously won.  Question, if Coker were going to say....Arizona, would we even know his name?

The guy was a 3 star coming out of HS.  He was a 50% passer in mop up roles for 2 years.  He threw more interceptions than his 1 lone TD.  He was sacked 5 times.  So:

He wasn't highly rated.....check

He's not an accurate passer....check

He throws more interceptions than TD's.....check

He's not very mobile.....got it.

So, there are basically two things that make this guy the second coming of Joe MontanaManzielCamRG3PO.  First and foremost, Lord Saybinz offered him a scholarship and second, all the validation any QB needs was provided when his former coach said he throws a tight spiral. 

CHECK!!!!
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2014, 11:28:26 AM »
But, Lane Kiffen.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2014, 11:50:35 AM »
But, Lane Kiffen.

Damn it.  I knew there was something I was missing.
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2014, 12:43:44 PM »
Tellin you...3 games possibly 4 they lose.  The impending implosion will be GLORIOUS!


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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2014, 02:06:17 PM »
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2014, 03:00:24 PM »
Hasn't he read the data about how bad tanning beds are?
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2014, 03:01:50 PM »
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2014, 03:05:52 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2014, 03:22:31 PM »
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2014, 03:24:34 PM »
Holy.  Shit.
He lookin' all John Parker Wilson surfer dude y'all.
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Re: JC, it ain't for Jesus no more
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2014, 03:29:44 PM »
He lookin' all Johntavious LaParker Wilson surfer dude y'all.

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