Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers

[Buzz Killington]

Should be able to. Try not to delete my ass when I don't long in at least once at week? Deal?

I'm signing you up for 100 shares of AUN while you are gone.  Hope you come back with a couple dollars in your pocket to flip the bill.

[Saniflush]

I'm signing you up for 100 shares of AUN while you are gone.  Hope you come back with a couple dollars in your pocket to flip the bill.

For the record after meeting Dawn I can only assume that she is a "gun for hire" since she is not a troll and was with Adam willingly.  Sorry we had to bolt before the game was over but we needed to take care of some bidness.

[Saniflush]

I was wondering about this fuck yesterday.  Got this from him for those of you who have not seen it.

All,

Sorry for the mass email but I thought it was easier
to click "select all" from my address book instead of
weeding through it and sending out individual emails.

Firstly, I rarely send emails from my Yahoo account
but I did this time because my Army account has some
stupid rule about too many recipients so please
continue to email me at adam.hallmark@us.army.mil.
Secondly, just wanted to let everyone know that I flew
into Kuwait late Sunday night (Kuwait time) after
making pit stops in Bangor, Maine and Leipzig,
Germany. Right now I'm on Camp Buehring (for those
that are "old school," like myself, you remember it as
Camp Udairi the last time you were here... and it
still stinks) out in the middle of the Kuwaiti desert
where we're spending most of our time test firing
individual weapons and the weapon systems on our tanks
and Bradleys. We should be here probably another week
or so before we catch a C-130 flight to what's going
to be our permanent home in northern Iraq until
February/March 2009. I'll be 30 years old by the time
I get back to the States and spending the last two
years of my 20's in a combat zone is exactly how I
wanted to spend them. I'm kidding, of course... ha...
ha.

So that's the gist of it. For anyone that may want to
know my mailing address in Iraq will be:

CPT Hallmark, Adam D.
HHT, 1st Squadron, 3d ACR
APO AE 09351

Thanks to those who called and emailed me just prior
to my leaving Texas. If you feel the need to pray for
me then, please, by all means do so. A little help
from the Man upstairs is always welcomed. And I'm sure
I left someone off the list because they probably
aren't in my address book so if you want to forward
this on then feel free to do so... so long as who you
forward it to ISN'T certifiably crazy. :-)

Take care,

Adam

[Godfather]

I am probably going to send the fucker a care package for xmas. Stuff like cigars, playboys, liquor (can I send that, for those of you that know?) maybe some AU stuff. If anyone wants to chip in cash, or a note let me know.

[Saniflush]

I am probably going to send the fucker a care package for xmas. Stuff like cigars, playboys, liquor (can I send that, for those of you that know?) maybe some AU stuff. If anyone wants to chip in cash, or a note let me know.

I am thinking that a stop by the local sex shop for a blow up sheep may be in order.

[JohnDeere]

I am probably going to send the fucker a care package for xmas. Stuff like cigars, playboys, liquor (can I send that, for those of you that know?) maybe some AU stuff. If anyone wants to chip in cash, or a note let me know.

Put the liquor in a rubbing alchol or hydrogen peroxide bottle.

I spent a few nights drinking tangeria out of a brown hydrogen peroxide bottle in the middle of the desert.

[Saniflush]

Put the liquor in a rubbing alchol or hydrogen peroxide bottle.

I spent a few nights drinking tangeria out of a brown hydrogen peroxide bottle in the middle of the desert.

I don't think that the fruity drinks that he likes will keep. 

[AWK]

Put the liquor in a rubbing alchol or hydrogen peroxide bottle.

I spent a few nights drinking tangeria out of a brown hydrogen peroxide bottle in the middle of the desert.

This usually works, that or a bottle of mouth wash. 

[Jumbo]

I am probably going to send the fucker a care package for xmas. Stuff like cigars, playboys, liquor (can I send that, for those of you that know?) maybe some AU stuff. If anyone wants to chip in cash, or a note let me know.

I was thinking the same thing, I'll chip in cash for sure. What can we send him? We could send him a TigersX Raven porn package with
Black and Milds for sure.

[JohnDeere]

This usually works, that or a bottle of mouth wash. 

a mouth wash bottle is TOO obvious, plus most mouth wash bottles are clear.
Somebody will know something is up if they see a bottle of peppermint mouth wash and the liquid in the bottle is an amber color or clear.

[Saniflush]

a mouth wash bottle is TOO obvious, plus most mouth wash bottles are clear.
Somebody will know something is up if they see a bottle of peppermint mouth wash and the liquid in the bottle is an amber color or clear.

Well of course.  For the mouthwash bottle you use vodka with a little food coloring.  These are not amateurs you are dealing with here.

[CCTAU]

Go to the post office and get a couple of "Flat Rate" boxes. They hold a good bit of stuff and you only pay around $8. Tell them it's for Iraq and they will give you some free. I would think flushable wipes are especially needed for the first few weeks...... I don't think they check the boxes so a few "personal" bottles should get through.

[JohnDeere]

Well of course.  For the mouthwash bottle you use vodka with a little food coloring.  These are not amateurs you are dealing with here.

Professional Alcholics?

[Saniflush]

Professional Alcholics?

I've been called worse.

[Jumbo]

Professional Alcholics?

I tried this past weekend to gain that status.

[D-Day]

Send rum!!!

Actually, you can get away with sending mini bottles of liquor like the kind served on airlines. Just wrap it in a paper towel or soemthing else that is soft or acts like a cushion so they don't clank around in the box. Post offices stateside never check the contents of what's being shipped out. Just don't write on the customs form that liquor is inside. You might as well toss it in the trash if you do that... so lie.

I appreciate the offers to send care packages but you really don't have to. Thanks all the same........

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Who am I kidding!?!?! Send rum!! And porn!! And vodka!! And maybe a pocket pussy? A new one that is, I don't want Howard's worn out shit.

[Godfather]

you werent supposed to read this dumbass....go shoot some rag-heads would you.

[D-Day]

I would but the little bastards are behaving for the most part!!! Grrrr!!!!!!

[Sweetwater 420]

Well,,   OK
"BYE YOU UNGREATFUL FUCKERS"









WOO PIG SOOIE