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Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« on: October 31, 2007, 05:15:28 PM »
As some of you may already know I will be leaving between the 7th and 9th of November for my second tour to Iraq.  Barring an invasion of lower 48, the state of Texas imploding or my impending arrest for the incident last month involving me and the 17 year old daughter of the post commander I will be in Auburn on Saturday for what will be my last game to see in person until 2009... granted, nothing happens during the course of the next 15 months.  I don't know if Mark is going to have his usual tailgate spot up and running or not... may try to park there anyway.  If any of you are going to be around stop by there and say hello and goodbye at the same time. One stop shopping! If Mark doesn't have a tailgate for this game I'll just be walking around campus with my girlfriend and showing her around before the game so otherwise I'll see you on the flipside.
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 06:57:34 PM »
Godspeed man.  I'll be unable to stop by as we won't be there for this upcoming game.  Here's to your safe return   :bar:

Nuke some Haji's while you're there!  We should be ready for a championship season when you get back.
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 10:43:04 PM »
To your successful mission and safe return!  :bar:

Take care!
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2007, 08:30:00 AM »
Here's to a successful tour with a safe return. :bar:
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2007, 08:58:05 AM »
I would love to be there Adam, but I have Reserves this weekend.  I am planning on sending my wife and kids down there, so I want you to stay at least 1000 feet away from them at all times. 
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2007, 09:06:09 AM »
I wish I was going down to Auburn this weekend.  Beer's on me when you get back. 
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2007, 09:36:25 AM »
Looks like I will be the only one down there to see if a quarter really will bounce off your girlfriend's ass.

Don't be drinking those fruity umbrella drinks around me either.
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2007, 10:18:14 AM »
Looks like I will be the only one down there to see if a quarter really will bounce off your girlfriend's ass.

Don't be drinking those fruity umbrella drinks around me either.
I'm up to half-dollars now... bitch.

Why do you hate mimosas?
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2007, 10:18:58 AM »
I am planning on sending my wife and kids down there, so I want you to stay at least 1000 feet away from them at all times. 
Why? What have they contracted?
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2007, 10:22:47 AM »
Why? What have they contracted?

Good taste?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2007, 11:21:42 AM »
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2007, 12:41:59 PM »
I can't make it but I'll send my best regards with Howard.  Seriously, stay safe, good luck, and Godspeed to ya.  I'll have to get the Upper Georgia crowd together for a beer (or fruity drink) in your honor.

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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2007, 01:09:46 PM »
Here's to a successful tour with a safe return. :bar:
Ill second that, take care playa
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2007, 01:42:58 PM »
I plan on being there playa.  I'll stop by the susal place and get a beer from you. 
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2007, 02:24:18 PM »
I won't make it this Saturday.

I hope you don't get busted with 30 gigs of porn on your machine the first week in country, like on your last deployment.

And save some money this time.
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2007, 03:45:00 PM »
Take care brother! I'll have a cigar and glass of scotch waiting for you on your return. Will you be able to post from over there?
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2007, 04:24:45 PM »
Send us your address when you get settled. I'll send you the occasional care package.
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2007, 06:03:53 PM »
I'm grateful fo all that you guys do!!!!!!!

Good Luck, God Speed, and WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2007, 01:10:36 AM »
Will you be able to post from over there?
Should be able to. Try not to delete my ass when I don't long in at least once at week? Deal?
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Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2007, 09:29:41 AM »
You know I can't make it, but you better fuckin check in with us whenever you can. :cheers: God Speed Good Soldier, be safe!
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