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Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
« on: July 23, 2014, 12:27:21 PM »
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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2014, 12:42:14 PM »
Here's the trailer for my all time worst: After Last Season. $5 million budget. Wonder where that was spent?

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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2014, 01:07:27 PM »
All the way through?  Or walked out/stopped before it finished?

Adam Sandler's Grown Ups didn't make it to 20 minutes for me.  I shut it off right around the time one of the characters played tongue-fencing with some girl in a parking lot. 

The Day After Tomorrow was one of the shittiest films I finished.  Was with a group of friends in the theater so it was hard to leave.  That movie was god-awful.

A third coming to mind is Where the Wild Things Are.  Shitty adaptation of a wonderful children's book. 
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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2014, 01:08:39 PM »
I actually sat through all of Ishtar.  Kept thinking that with that talent, it had to get better.  I think my brain is still bleeding.

Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come".  It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot.  Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching.  Then everybody else dies after much agony.   The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2014, 01:10:45 PM »

Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come".  It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot.  Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching.  Then everybody else dies after much agony.   The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.

I LOVED What Dreams May Come.  I could see people being upset thinking it's a comedy though.

Prometheus has to be up there as well.  It's not the worst movie in the world, but it was SO hyped and it should have been a prequel to the Alien series.  Instead it was dumbshit character after dumbshit character doing stupid things that didn't make sense.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2014, 01:11:34 PM »
I am sure I have seen worst but caught this one Last Sat night/Sun morn, could not sleep and found the artistic gem. Not only was the acting bad, but the graphics were awful.


 
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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2014, 01:17:40 PM »
I actually sat through all of Ishtar.  Kept thinking that with that talent, it had to get better.  I think my brain is still bleeding.

Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come".  It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot.  Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching.  Then everybody else dies after much agony.   The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.

I came here to post the same thing about Ishtar. I kept thinking it has to get better. I mean two huge stars like this..

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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2014, 01:37:46 PM »
144 minutes that are just fucking gone.  Forever.

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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2014, 01:40:06 PM »
144 minutes that are just fucking gone.  Forever.


So how drunk/high/in love with some bimbo were you?
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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2014, 01:51:01 PM »
So how drunk/high/in love with some bimbo were you?

That's what's even worse.  Tarhill recommended it.
(although I have heard that he puts out)
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Re: Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2014, 01:56:38 PM »
I also submit Anaconda.




It's got the cast to be a fun, B-level monster movie. But since only Jon Voight apparently got the memo and everyone else plays it so straight, it sucks like a Hoover. So much fail in this movie.
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Re: Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2014, 02:06:14 PM »
I submit to you...

Leonard Part 6.

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Re: Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2014, 02:25:17 PM »
\ thread

Pluto Nash
Meet Dave
Norbit
A Thousand Words

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Re: Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2014, 02:26:40 PM »
I also submit Anaconda.




It's got the cast to be a fun, B-level monster movie. But since only Jon Voight apparently got the memo and everyone else plays it so straight, it sucks like a Hoover. So much fail in this movie.
Deep Blue is my recently viewed entry just behind Anaconda which I saw several months ago.
A double feature of fail.
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Re: Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2014, 02:38:47 PM »
Dream Catcher

Any Tyer Perry movie

The Fountain

First and Third I walked out on at the Theater. Aronofsky is hit or miss to me. And the third movie was a big miss even with Jackman.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2014, 02:42:36 PM »
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
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Re: Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2014, 02:59:13 PM »
I LOVED What Dreams May Come.  I could see people being upset thinking it's a comedy though.

Prometheus has to be up there as well.  It's not the worst movie in the world, but it was SO hyped and it should have been a prequel to the Alien series.  Instead it was dumbshit character after dumbshit character doing stupid things that didn't make sense.

I wouldn't say that I loved it, but it was a good movie and I liked it.


I still submit Tammy as the worst movie I have ever seen for all the hype it got.  The only movie we've ever walked out on.  Pretty sure that some b-movie horror flick like Lunch Meat was worse, but I can't remember the last time I saw something so bad.
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Re: Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2014, 02:59:48 PM »
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"twist ending" my ass
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Re: Worst Movies You've Ever Seen
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2014, 03:01:57 PM »
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"twist ending" my ass

the twist was at the beginning when the old lady showed everyone her boobies. Surprise!!  :tits:   :puke:
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2014, 05:08:26 PM »
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"twist ending" my ass
Still never seen it!   FTW!!!
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