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Guy Beaten by Biker Gang

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Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« on: July 16, 2014, 06:30:18 AM »
Or...is he?

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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2014, 08:19:52 AM »
I have absolutely no idea how any of that connected.  I was expecting him to at least kick some ass like he was a secret ninja and then do the proposal, but that was just him getting shoved, arguing awkwardly with the bikers, then suddenly asking her to marry him. 
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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2014, 08:40:45 AM »
Hey honey, these guys would pummel my ass.  Now, do you want to marry me?
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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2014, 09:29:15 AM »
As he stands it does'nt look like it would take much to hand this guy one.  However, I would have a the very least picked a "biker gang" that could really do it.
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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2014, 10:01:06 AM »
I've never understood the biker gang thing period. They drive the least intimidating vehicles in the world, a nearsighted maw maw can accidentally take one or two out and not even know it. Its hard to be threatened when you can kill the group of them using the little known self defense technique "turn the wheel".
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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2014, 10:07:15 AM »
I've never understood the biker gang thing period. They drive the least intimidating vehicles in the world, a nearsighted maw maw can accidentally take one or two out and not even know it. Its hard to be threatened when you can kill the group of them using the little known self defense technique "turn the wheel".

That's diabolical
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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2014, 12:22:38 PM »
I've never understood the biker gang thing period. They drive the least intimidating vehicles in the world, a nearsighted maw maw can accidentally take one or two out and not even know it. Its hard to be threatened when you can kill the group of them using the little known self defense technique "turn the wheel".

I find that funny. I drive an F250. The last thing I want to do is GET OUT.

Sure. I got guns if I HAVE to use them. But why not use the TANK defense first.

Your vehicle is a helluva weapon against smaller objects. And it is replaceable too!
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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2014, 12:28:37 PM »
This is one of the more gayest things I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of gay things.
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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2014, 02:37:48 PM »
I've never understood the biker gang thing period. They drive the least intimidating vehicles in the world, a nearsighted maw maw can accidentally take one or two out and not even know it. Its hard to be threatened when you can kill the group of them using the little known self defense technique "turn the wheel".

That is a highly difficult tactical procedure that not everyone can master.
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Re: Guy Beaten by Biker Gang
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2014, 04:05:54 PM »
This is one of the more gayest things I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of gay things.
VV doesn't count. That's implied.
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