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Re: Fuck...
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2014, 07:34:57 PM »
8-9 grams isn't residue. That's like 5 decent joints. Residue would be like what is left in a pipe after smoking it .

It's like dropping three chicken nuggets on the floor during lunch and claiming they're crumbs. 

This would explain why Prowler's pot is so cheap...he's buying residue, and his dealer is telling him it's 8-9 grams.
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« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2014, 07:36:02 PM »
Can you sell me some?  Your rate.

No.  But I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who will blow you.





His name is Jumbo.
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« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2014, 08:13:52 PM »
Sounds like he had 1/4 ounce.
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« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2014, 08:14:51 PM »
Residue? Grams? An elbow? Who cares? Point is our senior returning leader of the "scary" offense was busted having enough reggie miller to roll several good ones. That's not the kind of thing you want to see from a dude in his position. Period.
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« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2014, 08:24:28 PM »
Residue? Grams? An elbow? Who cares? Point is our senior returning leader of the "scary" offense was busted having enough reggie miller to roll several good ones. That's not the kind of thing you want to see from a dude in his position. Period.
You're absolutely right. Now pass the dam funyons.
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« Reply #65 on: July 13, 2014, 10:25:31 PM »
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« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2014, 08:08:48 AM »
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« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2014, 08:49:22 AM »
C.J. Uzomah replaces Marshall at Media Days

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/07/gus_malzahn_replaces_nick_mars.html#incart_2box

Punishment served


I would think punishment would be having to go to media days and have to be around all rednecks bammer gear?
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« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2014, 11:22:43 AM »
Residue? Grams? An elbow? Who cares? Point is our senior returning leader of the "scary" offense was busted having enough reggie miller to roll several good ones. That's not the kind of thing you want to see from a dude in his position. Period.

It should be legal.  I'm not worried about this at all.
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« Reply #69 on: July 14, 2014, 11:34:23 AM »
It should be legal.  I'm not worried about this at all.

Seconded
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« Reply #70 on: July 14, 2014, 01:00:19 PM »
It should be legal.  I'm not worried about this at all.

Seconded




How's the view?
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« Reply #71 on: July 14, 2014, 01:08:48 PM »



How's the view?

Better than yours.

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« Reply #72 on: July 14, 2014, 01:35:51 PM »
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« Reply #73 on: July 14, 2014, 01:47:39 PM »
Better than yours.



How did that horse get so high?




Weed.
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« Reply #74 on: July 14, 2014, 02:17:39 PM »
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« Reply #75 on: July 14, 2014, 02:43:03 PM »
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« Reply #76 on: July 14, 2014, 02:58:36 PM »
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Re: Fuck...
« Reply #77 on: July 14, 2014, 03:03:50 PM »
Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Nick Marshall: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
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Re: Fuck...
« Reply #78 on: July 14, 2014, 04:26:55 PM »
Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Nick Marshall: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

I don't think he could speak that plainly with all of those Cheetos stuffed in his mouth.
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« Reply #79 on: July 14, 2014, 04:34:04 PM »
Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Nick Marshall: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Police Officer: "Sir, your eyes look red, have you been smoking marijuana?"
Nick Marshall: "Well sir, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
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