A Wife Admits Why She Killed Her Marriage's Sex Life

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #40 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:23:18 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 09, 2014, 04:18:09 PM

You tell em Tiger.

Show her how to play a little Snags skin flute.

Toot toot

Godfather · « **Reply #41 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:24:39 PM »

It's not surprise sex - it's a struggle snuggle

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #42 on:** July 09, 2014, 05:08:05 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 09, 2014, 03:46:24 PM

The TL/DR was about my own novel - I read every word of what that chick wrote. I just knew if I didn't go ahead and admit it was TL/DR, I would have five comments saying just that.

You are absolutely right - both partners have to agree at some point to do some things they really don't want to do in order to make the other person happy. No couple has exactly the same list of interests in common - there should be lots of overlap, but not perfect alignment. So either you love the other person enough to compromise every now and then, or you don't. And if you don't, you don't need to be together.

Well, we all get a little pudgy as we get older.

chinook · « **Reply #43 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:49:20 PM »

that mommy part Oprah singly destroyed a married man's lively hood in the home.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #44 on:** July 09, 2014, 09:55:12 PM »

No nightstand drawer is complete without a tube of KY and a bottle of chloroform.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #45 on:** July 09, 2014, 11:01:42 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 09, 2014, 08:48:35 AM

Marriage is not the problem. Kids are. From my married friends, Take your sex/Happy life and divided by 2 when you have 1 kid and continue to divide by 1/2 for every kid.

So, for every kid after the first, you multiply your sex/happy life by two? The moral of the story here is not to have just one kid, but to have 10 so that your sex life is 256 times better than it was before children.

Despite all of our jabs at him, this formula proves that djsimp is a genius.

Saniflush · « **Reply #46 on:** July 10, 2014, 07:45:47 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 09, 2014, 04:24:39 PM

It's not surprise sex - it's a struggle snuggle

It's called taking the fuck truck to pound town.

bgreene · « **Reply #47 on:** July 10, 2014, 07:53:21 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 09, 2014, 08:48:35 AM

Marriage is not the problem. Kids are. From my married friends, Take your sex/Happy life and divided by 2 when you have 1 kid and continue to divide by 1/2 for every kid.

Kids are not the problem. I have 15 kids, and still find time to enjoy sex with my wife. Just because you have kids doesn't mean that sex stops. It will keep you from getting laid sometimes, but you have to make time for each other.

Godfather · « **Reply #48 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:26:06 AM »

Quote from: bgreene on July 10, 2014, 07:53:21 AM

Kids are not the problem. I have 15 kids, and still find time to enjoy sex with my wife. Just because you have kids doesn't mean that sex stops. It will keep you from getting laid sometimes, but you have to make time for each other.

Thats right... being a bitch is the problem.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #49 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:27:25 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 10, 2014, 09:26:06 AM

Thats right... being a bitch is the problem.

Exactly. Let's just suppose that the husband hasn't mowed the lawn in 3 years. Think she would have a problem with that?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #50 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:50:34 AM »

Having kids def can have an impact on the sex life in marriages.

My solution is to let the kids watch. My kids eat popcon and drink coke as they watch me jack hammer their mother into complete submission, just like they were at the movies. It's a family affair and I feel like the boy can learn from the master.

Saniflush · « **Reply #51 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:50:40 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 10, 2014, 09:27:25 AM

Exactly. Let's just suppose that the husband hasn't mowed the lawn in 3 years. Think she would have a problem with that?

By "mowed the lawn" you really mean manscape?

Godfather · « **Reply #52 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:55:27 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on July 10, 2014, 09:50:34 AM

Having kids def can have an impact on the sex life in marriages.

My solution is to let the kids watch. My kids eat popcon and drink coke as they watch me jack hammer their mother into complete submission, just like they were at the movies. It's a family affair and I feel like the boy can learn from the master.

Exactly, except for the animals, the dog has to be locked out because that's just creepy.

Ogre · « **Reply #53 on:** July 10, 2014, 09:55:53 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on July 10, 2014, 09:50:34 AM

Having kids def can have an impact on the sex life in marriages.

My solution is to let the kids watch. My kids eat popcon and drink coke as they watch me jack hammer their mother into complete submission, just like they were at the movies. It's a family affair and I feel like the boy can learn from the master.

How much longer until he gets a turn? I know how you folks from the other side of the Pea River roll.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #54 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:12:16 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on July 10, 2014, 09:55:53 AM

How much longer until he gets a turn? I know how you folks from the other side of the Pea River roll.

Did I tell you that as it turns out, I understand that you and I are cousins! Do you have a sister?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #55 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:20:32 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on July 10, 2014, 09:50:34 AM

Having kids def can have an impact on the sex life in marriages.

My solution is to let the kids watch. My kids eat popcon and drink coke as they watch me jack hammer their mother into complete submission, just like they were at the movies. It's a family affair and I feel like the boy can learn from the master.

Talk about a short story.

bgreene · « **Reply #56 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:26:59 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 10, 2014, 10:20:32 AM

Talk about a short story.

Sometimes the previews are better than the movie.

smooth_operator · « **Reply #57 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:34:16 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 10, 2014, 09:55:27 AM

Exactly, except for the animals, the dog has to be locked out because that's just creepy.

This one girl had some kind of lap dog in her house and that sumbitch jumped up on the bed and licked my balls whilst I was hammering away.

Rarely have I ever been more surprised.

Saniflush · « **Reply #58 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:52:24 AM »

Quote from: smooth_operator on July 10, 2014, 10:34:16 AM

This one girl had some kind of lap dog in her house and that sumbitch jumped up on the bed and licked my balls whilst I was hammering away.

Rarely have I ever been more surprised.

Well that sir is cheating, cause it's not your dog.

bgreene · « **Reply #59 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:54:44 AM »

Quote from: smooth_operator on July 10, 2014, 10:34:16 AM

This one girl had some kind of lap dog in her house and that sumbitch jumped up on the bed and licked my balls whilst I was hammering away.

Rarely have I ever been more surprised.

was it a show stopper?