AU DJ is in da HIZZZZOUSE

[Saniflush]

Before Compuserve and AOL were obsolete.

Before Chizad was downloading miniature horse porn illegally.

Before Tiger Wench had been bred the first time.

Before anyone cared about sleepless nights in the wiregrass.

Before Jumbo got his boobs.

Before all of this and much more there was AUDJ who traversed the world of sketchy internet friendom with Weskie and myself.  Grew up in the gump and rocked the airwaves there for a while. Also tried to impregnate a floor at the Travel Lodge in Opelika if memory serves.
Everyone please welcome him and treat him like he's been here for years....You know, like shit.

[wesfau2]

The man...

The myth...

The legend.

Jeezus, what a blast from the past.  Shit has gotten fancier since the Geek's Brain, but the sentiments remain coarse as ever.

[Tiger Wench]

Any friend of you two... is just another fucking asshole for me to put up with. Like this place needs more of those.

Fabulous.

[GH2001]

Also tried to impregnate a floor at the Travel Lodge in Opelika if memory serves.

Sounds like a pretty upstanding fella.

[Snaggletiger]

Great intro but so far the act suxx.

[djsimp]

Two questions:

1) Does AUdj have 17 kids?

2) Do we get free house party music?

[AUdj]

Good grief....way to build me up way too much.  How the hell am I supposed to live up to this hype?

I can neither confirm not deny ever staying at a travel lodge....much less violating the floor.  I guarantee if I did....it was the best 1 1/2 minute that floor has EVER had.

[AUdj]

Two questions:

1) Does AUdj have 17 kids?

2) Do we get free house party music?

1)  Not that I know of

2)  I've retired, but I'll be happy to bust out the vinyl from time to time if needed

[AUdj]

The man...

The myth...

The legend.

Jeezus, what a blast from the past.  Shit has gotten fancier since the Geek's Brain, but the sentiments remain coarse as ever.

This is pretty fancy.  Where did 2003 go?

[WiregrassTiger]

Good grief....way to build me up way too much.  How the hell am I supposed to live up to this hype?

I can neither confirm not deny ever staying at a travel lodge....much less violating the floor.  I guarantee if I did....it was the best 1 1/2 minute that floor has EVER had.

There was a smattering of applause. I think you should immediately start some Gap Band before they turn on you. Welcome!

[AUdj]

Any friend of you two... is just another fucking asshole for me to put up with. Like this place needs more of those.

Fabulous.

At least I know now these guys haven't changed a bit

[AUdj]

There was a smattering of applause. I think you should immediately start some Gap Band before they turn on you. Welcome!

Thank you, I'll take anything I can get!

[Buzz Killington]

Welcome and shit.  Don't you dare try and take JBKJ's place here either.

[AUdj]

Welcome and shit.  Don't you dare try and take JBKJ's place here either.

Thank you.  Evidently, according to Wes and Sani, as long as JBKJ isn't the resident floor humper, they have nothing to worry about.

[AWK]

What kind of a bumfuckshit town is this?

[Saniflush]

Thank you.  Evidently, according to Wes and Sani, as long as JBKJ isn't the resident floor humper, they have nothing to worry about.

You should brush up on the high water mark.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0

[AUTiger1]

Welcome fucker!
Post often!
Prayers lifted!
You and your dog need to report to Jumbo stat!

I think that about covers a greeting.  Did I miss anything?

[djsimp]

Welcome fucker!
Post often!
Prayers lifted!
You and your dog need to report to Jumbo stat!

I think that about covers a greeting.  Did I miss anything?

Jim?

[Snaggletiger]

Welcome dj.  Hope to see you at the X golf outing....wait....the SECCG tailga.....umm...hold on.....




post often

[Buzz Killington]

You should brush up on the high water mark.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0

good times