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They Came Together

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Re: They Came Together
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2014, 03:08:47 PM »
I stand by my 4.

If I saw her at the mall, there would likely be 25 girls in my peripheral vision that are hotter.

Over 50% of females on earth are more attractive than her, if even slightly. Makes her a solid 4.

Agreed...until you count the funny factor.  And funny is an indication (generally) of intelligence.  Her comedic skills (and attendant intelligence) bumper her up 3 spots or so.

Just depends on when you calculate your rating: on first sight or after personality exposition.
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Re: They Came Together
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2014, 03:29:52 PM »
We clearly go to different malls.  I didn't see a total of four people over the age of 18 who were better looking than her at malls in Pensacola and Mobile this week.  If I had, I would have texted them pictures of my junk.

Did you leave your kid in the car?
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Re: They Came Together
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2014, 05:45:14 PM »
Agreed...until you count the funny factor.  And funny is an indication (generally) of intelligence.  Her comedic skills (and attendant intelligence) bumper her up 3 spots or so.

Just depends on when you calculate your rating: on first sight or after personality exposition.
I can see that. I have those. Sara Silverman 13 years ago, for example. Aubrey Plaza. Emma Stone.

Gotta have something there to begin with though. I can see going from a 4 to a 6 or something. But I don't get the :tongue: reaction to Poheler though.
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Re: They Came Together
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2014, 05:59:27 PM »
But I don't get the :tongue: reaction to Poheler though.
My guess is that this is because she doesn't have a dick.
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Re: They Came Together
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2014, 06:16:53 PM »
Did you leave your kid in the car?

No. But I did see about 431 fatherless fucks between the ages of 5 and 25 I wanted to round up and bake in my vehicle.
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