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Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« on: June 21, 2014, 10:35:47 AM »
That is unless you want to take a chance of getting knocked up by simps super sperm. 

Happy Birthday Fucker!  May your day be filled with sex.....wait, I am not going to wish that upon your poor wife.  So may you day be filled with booze and fun!  Have a good one!
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2014, 10:49:27 AM »
Thank you thank you. Since I am such a generous gent, I'm giving free babies to er'ryone.
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2014, 11:06:10 AM »
Happy birthday and keep your jizz to yourself.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2014, 11:50:09 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 21, 2014, 11:06:10 AM
Happy birthday and keep your jizz to yourself.

He fuckin' made jizz in your magazine
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2014, 02:23:19 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2014, 02:28:06 PM »
My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2014, 02:54:36 PM »
May your day be filled with tears, blood, and cum.
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2014, 07:46:15 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker!
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2014, 09:41:21 PM »
Been a good one!
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2014, 08:48:00 PM »
Happy belated birthday!  You'll probably be getting a present in 9 months...
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2014, 09:22:57 AM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on June 22, 2014, 08:48:00 PM
Happy belated birthday!  You'll probably be getting a present in 9 months...

He can't say he isnt used to it by now.
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2014, 10:35:34 AM »
Happy Belated Sperm Machine!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2014, 12:02:28 PM »
I waited until today to post in hopes that your sperm supply was not yet fully recovered.

Hope it was awesome.
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2014, 01:12:18 PM »
It was a good. Much gracias to er'one. I am spending the day drinking lots of protein supplements to get back to 100%.
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Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2014, 01:15:59 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 23, 2014, 09:22:57 AM
He can't say he isnt used to it by now.

Thing is, I don't think anyone can ever get use to that feeling. Its a "o shit" and a "yay" all wrapped up into one panic. Good news is, I know enough by now to hide all of that so my wife doesn't kick my ass.
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