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Happy birthday
« on: June 14, 2014, 01:05:57 PM »
Happy birthday, Dallas! I hope you have a keen day, filled with golf, beer, and  :tits:!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2014, 07:31:30 PM »
Happy happy bro.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2014, 07:42:18 PM »
Happy Birthday Dallas.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2014, 08:20:38 PM »
Happy B-Day old man.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2014, 09:24:22 PM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2014, 09:37:12 PM »
Happy birthday a fellow Texan. XXOXOX
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2014, 10:24:36 PM »
I found you a seat at the Arkansas game for your birfday.




























On VV s face
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2014, 10:53:32 AM »
Thanks, the day was filled with umpiring and then on to the consumption of beer, which will most likely continue as I have in-laws living with me again.  :facepalm:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2014, 03:57:06 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 15, 2014, 10:53:32 AM
Thanks, the day was filled with umpiring and then on to the consumption of beer, which will most likely continue as I have in-laws living with me again.  :facepalm:

Happy birthday....you should lend them some money.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2014, 07:41:07 PM »
I got you the keenest of keen for your birthday.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2014, 08:34:43 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2014, 08:20:25 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 15, 2014, 03:57:06 PM
Happy birthday....you should lend them some money.


I am waiting on them to ask, I know its coming.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2014, 08:27:11 AM »
Just ask them to help with the groceries. They'll run and tell everyone you are having money problems.

Oh. hope you have a good birthday, felize compleanos and all that.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2014, 11:53:45 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on June 17, 2014, 08:27:11 AM
Just ask them to help with the groceries. They'll run and tell everyone you are having money problems.

Oh. hope you have a good birthday, felize compleanos and all that.


They have helped.  Every fucking day.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2014, 11:29:54 PM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2014, 09:40:14 AM »
Grab you a blue moon (  :puke: ), pull up some keen lesbo porn and have yourself a good time......for a couple of mins
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2014, 10:00:52 AM »
Quote from: chityeah on June 17, 2014, 11:29:54 PM
Happy birthday!
How do you keep the beer from pouring out?
« Last Edit: June 18, 2014, 10:32:01 AM by Godfather »
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2014, 10:21:42 AM »
Happy Birthday Dallas! It seems like you just had one. Time flies.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2014, 10:44:38 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 18, 2014, 09:40:14 AM
Grab you a blue moon (  :puke: ), pull up some keen lesbo porn and have yourself a good time......for a couple of mins

Regular porn (with or without the Mrs.) and found a new white beer. Sam Adams White Lantern. A little different from Blue Moon.


« Last Edit: June 18, 2014, 10:48:18 AM by dallaswareagle »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2014, 11:26:22 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 18, 2014, 10:44:38 AM
... found a new white beer.

I found your drinking hat:

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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