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« Reply #60 on: June 17, 2014, 11:22:28 AM »
Over/Under on how many pregnancies he causes during this time?

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #61 on: June 17, 2014, 12:11:19 PM »
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« Reply #62 on: June 17, 2014, 12:20:53 PM »
This guy approves.


I bet his wife's crotch whistles while she walks.
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« Reply #63 on: June 17, 2014, 12:52:55 PM »
I bet his wife's crotch whistles while she walks.

If I were you, I would keep one eye on the weather today. I'm predicting isolated thunderstorms in your area.
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« Reply #64 on: June 17, 2014, 12:58:48 PM »
I bet his wife's crotch whistles while she walks.

You would think she could take a shot in the mouth every now and then.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #65 on: June 17, 2014, 02:44:14 PM »
You would think she could take a shot in the mouth every now and then.

They're Baptists.
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« Reply #66 on: June 17, 2014, 02:52:30 PM »
They're Baptists.

What would dancing while taking a shot in the mouth have to do with this?
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« Reply #67 on: June 17, 2014, 03:09:11 PM »
What would dancing while taking a shot in the mouth have to do with this?
Well, the way I see it he got what he deserved. Fornicating with some whore of babylon.
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« Reply #68 on: June 17, 2014, 03:10:53 PM »
Well, the way I see it he got what he deserved. Fornicating with some whore of babylon.

Well we was gonna fornicate.
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« Reply #69 on: June 17, 2014, 04:32:50 PM »
It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.
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« Reply #70 on: June 17, 2014, 05:00:58 PM »
It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.

The preacher said he absolved us.
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« Reply #71 on: June 17, 2014, 10:18:24 PM »
The preacher said he absolved us.

Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
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« Reply #72 on: June 18, 2014, 12:55:00 PM »
Me motherfuckers.
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« Reply #73 on: July 08, 2014, 12:25:23 PM »
Well 3 out 4 booked, Hotel, flight, rent-a-car. I know yawl be working on some keen game tickets for ole' Dallas and the Mrs.  #winning
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« Reply #75 on: July 08, 2014, 03:58:52 PM »
Call Chopper. He's probably got a few extras he'll give you.
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« Reply #76 on: July 08, 2014, 04:00:03 PM »
Call Chopper. He's probably got a few extras he'll give you.
Dallas doesn't know that format
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« Reply #77 on: July 08, 2014, 04:18:35 PM »
Call Chopper. He's probably got a few extras he'll give you.

I agree.


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« Reply #78 on: July 09, 2014, 03:54:09 PM »
I have them for sale on my other website.  Face value.

http://ev12.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/SEGetEventInfo?ticketCode=GS%3AAUBURN%3AF14%3A01%3A&linkID=auburn&shopperContext=&pc=&caller=&appCode=&groupCode=FBSG&cgc=

Good to know that option is still available.  Does anyone have better seats they'd like to part with?  Looking for 2.
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Re: Arky game tickets
« Reply #79 on: July 10, 2014, 02:18:42 PM »
Well, it is official, two purchased seats in section 109. Anyone have shocked colored crayons?
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