Bad jokes

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #140 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:07:04 PM »

When should you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend and he says that her hair smells nice.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #141 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:08:15 PM »

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #142 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:09:06 PM »

Hey, you want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #143 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:10:16 PM »

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck on his cock.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #144 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:20:59 PM »

What does the black kid across the street get for Christmas?

Your bike

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #145 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:21:45 PM »

Snow is the only time 8"-12" inches is associated with anything white.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #146 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:22:22 PM »

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro Cinco

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #147 on:** October 10, 2014, 03:23:04 PM »

The Winter Olympics: Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

GH2001 · « **Reply #148 on:** October 10, 2014, 04:20:47 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 10, 2014, 03:23:04 PM

The Winter Olympics: Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

I didn't know being able to stand in cold, ice or snow was expensive.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #149 on:** October 10, 2014, 05:26:35 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 10, 2014, 04:20:47 PM

I didn't know being able to stand in cold, ice or snow was expensive.

The military let me do it for next to nothing.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #150 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:21:37 PM »

Answer the question out loud:
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his dick?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #151 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:22:10 PM »

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #152 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:23:09 PM »

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #153 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:29:47 PM »

Q: Why do black people not like to go on cruises?
A: They already fell for that trick once.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #154 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:38:45 PM »

Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #155 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:39:29 PM »

I heard India sent a rocket to Mars. What a strange place for a call center.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #156 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:40:05 PM »

Why are a black guy and an elevator so different?

An elevator can raise a child.

CCTAU · « **Reply #157 on:** October 15, 2014, 12:13:41 PM »

Auburn goes into Starkville...

The Six · « **Reply #158 on:** October 15, 2014, 12:21:37 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on October 15, 2014, 12:13:41 PM

Auburn goes into Starkville...

Nick Marshall's Heisman campaign goes up in smoke.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #159 on:** October 15, 2014, 05:29:00 PM »

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?