Bad jokes

GH2001 · « **Reply #100 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:01:50 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 15, 2014, 04:15:43 PM

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

Not funny

but funny

Kaos · « **Reply #101 on:** August 17, 2014, 02:17:36 PM »

what's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Brick's got a chance to get laid.

Montezuma58 · « **Reply #102 on:** August 17, 2014, 09:07:48 PM »

A priest and a minister walk into a bar.

The rabbi ducks.

Montezuma58 · « **Reply #103 on:** August 17, 2014, 09:09:45 PM »

What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea?

The corn farmer shucks between fits.

Kaos · « **Reply #104 on:** August 17, 2014, 09:26:14 PM »

Ok. This one has me stumped. I don't get it.

Was on the golf course Saturday and a twosome pulled up behind us. Two really old men, 70s or 80s at least.

One of the guys in our group was playing only for the second time. People pushing us made him nervous so we let them play through. One of the old guys says "we're not in any hurry and you're not holding us up if you want to go on." So the guy with me says "Well, I'm playing so bad having people waiting on us makes me nervous." Old guy replies "I haven't made anything but sheep nervous in years. Oh, hey, reminds me of a joke..."

And this is the joke:

I was riding down the road with a friend of mine one day and we saw a nice herd of goats behind a wooden fence. My friend says to me, 'those are some mighty fine goats. I think I'm gonna fuck one of 'em.' So we stopped, he got out, used some grass to lure a goat to the fence, grabbed it and fucked the shit out of it. He was hollering, goat was hollering, hair and sweat just a' flying. After he got done he come back over to the car and said 'your turn.' So I got out of the car, walked over to the fence and stuck my head through it....

And then he cackled insane laughter. Hit the go pedal and drove away.

I don't get it. Explain to me?

Saniflush · « **Reply #105 on:** August 18, 2014, 07:05:15 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 17, 2014, 09:26:14 PM

Ok. This one has me stumped. I don't get it.

Was on the golf course Saturday and a twosome pulled up behind us. Two really old men, 70s or 80s at least.

One of the guys in our group was playing only for the second time. People pushing us made him nervous so we let them play through. One of the old guys says "we're not in any hurry and you're not holding us up if you want to go on." So the guy with me says "Well, I'm playing so bad having people waiting on us makes me nervous." Old guy replies "I haven't made anything but sheep nervous in years. Oh, hey, reminds me of a joke..."

And this is the joke:

I was riding down the road with a friend of mine one day and we saw a nice herd of goats behind a wooden fence. My friend says to me, 'those are some mighty fine goats. I think I'm gonna fuck one of 'em.' So we stopped, he got out, used some grass to lure a goat to the fence, grabbed it and fucked the shit out of it. He was hollering, goat was hollering, hair and sweat just a' flying. After he got done he come back over to the car and said 'your turn.' So I got out of the car, walked over to the fence and stuck my head through it....

And then he cackled insane laughter. Hit the go pedal and drove away.

I don't get it. Explain to me?

He was taking the position of the goat and apparently wanted either the goat or his friend to fuck him.

What kind of courses are you playing these days?

GH2001 · « **Reply #106 on:** August 18, 2014, 08:58:59 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 17, 2014, 09:26:14 PM

Ok. This one has me stumped. I don't get it.

Was on the golf course Saturday and a twosome pulled up behind us. Two really old men, 70s or 80s at least.

One of the guys in our group was playing only for the second time. People pushing us made him nervous so we let them play through. One of the old guys says "we're not in any hurry and you're not holding us up if you want to go on." So the guy with me says "Well, I'm playing so bad having people waiting on us makes me nervous." Old guy replies "I haven't made anything but sheep nervous in years. Oh, hey, reminds me of a joke..."

And this is the joke:

I was riding down the road with a friend of mine one day and we saw a nice herd of goats behind a wooden fence. My friend says to me, 'those are some mighty fine goats. I think I'm gonna fuck one of 'em.' So we stopped, he got out, used some grass to lure a goat to the fence, grabbed it and fucked the shit out of it. He was hollering, goat was hollering, hair and sweat just a' flying. After he got done he come back over to the car and said 'your turn.' So I got out of the car, walked over to the fence and stuck my head through it....

And then he cackled insane laughter. Hit the go pedal and drove away.

I don't get it. Explain to me?

His friend obviously took 'your turn' as - his turn to get banged by the friend replacing the goat.