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Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« on: May 29, 2014, 01:07:31 PM »
So.....

An older white man and Julio Jones' 30-ish brother are sitting around a gulf shores condo and the white guy shoots Jones' arm off with a shotgun?   Nothing odd about any of that. 

http://fox10tv.com/2014/05/28/julio-jones-brother-shot-in-gulf-shores-arm-removed-suspect-arrested/
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2014, 01:11:33 PM »
Wow. So, Paul Finebaum shot Julio Jones' brother?
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2014, 01:15:09 PM »
Dr. Kimble should keep an eye out for this guy...
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2014, 01:28:54 PM »
Did he have: Skittles and was wearing a hoodie?
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2014, 01:31:36 PM »
There goes his receiving career.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2014, 01:41:52 PM »
When he swims now he'll just keep going in circles.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2014, 01:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 29, 2014, 01:41:52 PM
When he swims now he'll just keep going in circles.

Whatever dude, everyone knows one armed people don't swim.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2014, 02:18:33 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2014, 01:53:05 PM
Whatever dude, everyone knows one armed people don't swim.

His name is Phillip but his good friends call him "Lefty"
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2014, 02:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 29, 2014, 02:18:33 PM
His name is Phillip but his good friends call him "Lefty"

I don't think you should joke about his political leanings at a time like this
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2014, 02:46:24 PM »
If he lost his leg too, they could call him Eileen
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2014, 02:47:19 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 29, 2014, 02:46:24 PM
If he lost his leg too, they could call him Eileen

If he loses his other arm and gets thrown in the water they can call him Bob.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2014, 02:56:12 PM »
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2014, 02:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 29, 2014, 02:47:19 PM
If he loses his other arm and gets thrown in the water they can call him Bob.

If he loses both arms and both legs they can call him Matt.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2014, 03:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 29, 2014, 02:59:41 PM
If he loses both arms and both legs they can call him Matt.
And if they hang him on the wall they can call him Art.

Also, they could put him under a car and call him Axel.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2014, 03:11:49 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 29, 2014, 03:09:28 PM
And if they hang him on the wall they can call him Art.

Also, they could put him under a car and call him Axel.
If he's gay, they can call him Chad.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2014, 03:12:27 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 29, 2014, 02:56:12 PM

So, where is the punch line? I don't get it.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2014, 03:13:26 PM »
They could take him water-skiing and call him Skip.
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Re: Julio Jones' brother disarmed in altercation
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2014, 03:29:15 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 29, 2014, 03:12:27 PM
So, where is the punch line? I don't get it.


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