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Golfing in Arkansas

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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2014, 03:00:00 PM »
Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?
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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2014, 09:16:27 AM »
Mr. Havercamp, Mr. Havercamp, your ball's right over here, sir. It's right there. No... Mr. Havercamp. The green's right over there, look..
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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2014, 09:25:49 AM »
Mr. Havercamp, Mr. Havercamp, your ball's right over here, sir. It's right there. No... Mr. Havercamp. The green's right over there, look..

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2014, 09:31:09 AM »
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2014, 09:49:05 AM »
If you love the Caddyshack, go to the SI Vault and read the piece they did on the making of what they termed as the greatest sports movie ever made. Way too long to post but worth the read if you get the time.  Cool how some of the scenes were strictly improv, especially Bill Murray's.  The scene where Chevy Chase is playing through and hits his ball into Murray's house was just "Here's the scene, you two go at it."  Also, some of the actors they almost picked for parts is intriguing because you think how different the movie would have been with Don Rickles instead of Rodney Dangerfield.  Although come to think of it, Rickles brand of comedy is very similar to the character Dangerfield played.   
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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2014, 10:02:57 AM »
If you love the Caddyshack, go to the SI Vault and read the piece they did on the making of what they termed as the greatest sports movie ever made. Way too long to post but worth the read if you get the time.  Cool how some of the scenes were strictly improv, especially Bill Murray's.  The scene where Chevy Chase is playing through and hits his ball into Murray's house was just "Here's the scene, you two go at it."  Also, some of the actors they almost picked for parts is intriguing because you think how different the movie would have been with Don Rickles instead of Rodney Dangerfield.  Although come to think of it, Rickles brand of comedy is very similar to the character Dangerfield played.   


They also made a (how they made that movie) on VH1 or some channel, a lot behind the scene stuff, most of the filming was done in the late in the afternoon cause everybody partied so hard at night. The course where this was shot refused to let them do the final scene, so the higher ups took management  to the a fancy restaurant while everybody back at the course shot the scene. They only blew up like two holes. 


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and they got some of those types of squirrels up there.

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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2014, 11:53:01 AM »
I'm hot today.

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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2014, 02:06:42 PM »
If you love the Caddyshack, go to the SI Vault and read the piece they did on the making of what they termed as the greatest sports movie ever made. Way too long to post but worth the read if you get the time.  Cool how some of the scenes were strictly improv, especially Bill Murray's.  The scene where Chevy Chase is playing through and hits his ball into Murray's house was just "Here's the scene, you two go at it."  Also, some of the actors they almost picked for parts is intriguing because you think how different the movie would have been with Don Rickles instead of Rodney Dangerfield.  Although come to think of it, Rickles brand of comedy is very similar to the character Dangerfield played.   
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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2014, 02:20:00 PM »
Snaggle is Gene Siskel?

No, but Kaos is.
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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2014, 02:53:24 PM »
No, but Kaos is.


ohhhh, that's gonna piss Gene off.
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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2014, 02:57:41 PM »

ohhhh, that's gonna piss Gene off.

Why?  Is he the dead one?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Golfing in Arkansas
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2014, 04:43:15 PM »
No, but Kaos is.
Kaos has a handlebar mustache?
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