Golfing in Arkansas

dallaswareagle · « **on:** May 28, 2014, 09:59:00 AM »

Took my annual Memorial four day weekend golfing trip this year and headed up to Hot Springs, Arkansas. Some of the best looking courses and greens I have ever played on. For those that like to chase the little white ball, I highly recommend this area. (and many beers were consumed.)

wesfau2 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:08:48 AM »

Before I plan a visit, I need to know the course's stance on:

1) Gulligans
2) Tee box modifications
3) Dropped trou

Thanks.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:09:38 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 28, 2014, 10:08:48 AM

Before I plan a visit, I need to know the course's stance on:

1) Gulligans
2) Tee box modifications
3) Dropped trou

Thanks.

^^What he said

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:12:18 AM »

And little birdies in the nest.

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:13:19 AM »

You should play http://bellavistapoa.com/golf.asp and get you some of those six hour rounds behind the blue hairs.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:14:15 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2014, 10:12:18 AM

And little birdies in the nest.

Covered in item #3...fucko.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:15:43 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 28, 2014, 10:14:15 AM

Covered in item #3...fucko.

Dropped trou could mean a lot of things...including a dump in a pickup bed.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:17:17 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2014, 10:15:43 AM

Dropped trou could mean a lot of things...including a dump in a pickup bed.

Exactly.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:31:34 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 28, 2014, 10:13:19 AM

You should play http://bellavistapoa.com/golf.asp and get you some of those six hour rounds behind the blue hairs.

Played 5 different courses in the area. 18 on Friday,36 Sat,36 Sunday(same course), and 18 on Monday before heading back. Saw a course Marshall about every hour so they kept everybody moving.

No beer cart girl on any course so we brought our own and re-supplied at the turn.

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:34:50 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 28, 2014, 10:31:34 AM

Played 5 different courses in the area. 18 on Friday,36 Sat,36 Sunday(same course), and 18 on Monday before heading back. Saw a course Marshall about every hour so they kept everybody moving.

No beer cart girl on any course so we brought our own and re-supplied at the turn.

Sounds like pasture golf.

Should come to AL and play the Robert Trent Jones courses. They have refreshment carts at least. And all are well scaped.

Less accommodating to pantsless golf, but not out of the question.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2014, 11:18:15 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 28, 2014, 10:34:50 AM

Sounds like pasture golf.

Should come to AL and play the Robert Trent Jones courses. They have refreshment carts at least. And all are well scaped.

Less accommodating to pantsless golf, but not out of the question.

This was by no means pasture golf, plush fairways, bent grass greens. A lot of old folks with a lot of money live in that area and the courses cater to them pretty good. Have always wanted to come back to Alabama on a long weekend and get some of the RTJ courses. If I do come back for a game and get an extra day I normally just play the country club.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2014, 11:42:01 AM »

I'm having a little party at the yacht club this Sunday. I'm christening my new sloop. Maybe one of you guys would like to come mow my lawn?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2014, 11:48:16 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 28, 2014, 11:42:01 AM

I'm having a little party at the yacht club this Sunday. I'm christening my new sloop. Maybe one of you guys would like to come mow my lawn?

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2014, 12:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2014, 11:48:16 AM

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Was this Maya Angelou?

Godfather · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2014, 12:15:13 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2014, 11:48:16 AM

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

hmmm hmmmm....go ahead pookie.

Kaos · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2014, 12:26:35 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 28, 2014, 12:04:23 PM

Was this Maya Angelou?

No. She's dead

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2014, 12:53:50 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2014, 11:48:16 AM

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2014, 12:57:14 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 28, 2014, 12:53:50 PM

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir

Hey Wang I think this club is private, don't tell'em your Jewish.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2014, 01:13:03 PM »

I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2014, 02:49:54 PM »

You'll get nothing and like it