Every Jacob Coker Play from 2013

AUChizad · « **on:** May 27, 2014, 06:13:24 PM »

Including the spring game.

Meh. Has a couple of great passes and a couple of good plays where he runs it out, but lots of terrible passes & sacks as well. When you keep in mind that he is playing in garbage time against teams they're beating by 60 points or more, or against the 2nd string in the case of the spring game, he certainly doesn't appear to be the Messiah that bammers seem to be hoping for.

jmar · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2014, 07:13:39 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 27, 2014, 06:13:24 PM

Including the spring game.

Meh. Has a couple of great passes and a couple of good plays where he runs it out, but lots of terrible passes & sacks as well. When you keep in mind that he is playing in garbage time against teams they're beating by 60 points or more, or against the 2nd string in the case of the spring game, he certainly doesn't appear to be the Messiah that bammers seem to be hoping for.

See this is the thing about limited film in a mop-up role v. being named THE guy. And as far as returning QBs go we have seen Dylan Thompson who has been very inconsistent next to that baller Conner Shaw and we know how unnerving it must be to be an Ole Miss fan v. a quality opponent with Bo Wallace. I'm going to have to have to go back and watch the EGG Bowl and State's Bowl game to see Dak Prescott be more than a prolific runner-he's super strong in that regard. Which leads me to Matty Mauck who seems the best of the four as an all around QB even though he might not have much in the way of receivers with which to work.

DnATL · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2014, 09:19:03 PM »

That is the bammer savior? They must be going back to 2 TE and two backs split behind him - only need one receiver if that is all he is going to stare at every damn play.................

jmar · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2014, 09:30:21 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on May 27, 2014, 09:19:03 PM

That is the bammer savior? They must be going back to 2 TE and two backs split behind him - only need one receiver if that is all he is going to stare at every damn play.................

They are loaded at the skill positions and it's quite possible for them to win the first three without a QB.

chityeah · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2014, 10:42:04 PM »

My highlights in bed are more impressive.

DnATL · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2014, 10:47:47 PM »

Quote from: chityeah on May 27, 2014, 10:42:04 PM

My highlights in bed are more impressive.

Do you always attempt passes on the first you guy you see, too?

The Prowler · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2014, 10:49:56 PM »

I didn't see much in the way of a "savior" watching those plays. He eyeballs the receiver that he's throwing to.

The Prowler · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2014, 10:52:03 PM »

Quote from: chityeah on May 27, 2014, 10:42:04 PM

My highlights in bed are more impressive.

Quote from: DnATL on May 27, 2014, 10:47:47 PM

Do you always attempt passes on the first you guy you see, too?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2014, 11:05:50 PM »

Looked pretty good.

Though I still 100% believe the reason why Florida State hyped him up so much and claimed he was neck and neck with Winston was because they didn't want their freshman starting quarterback to fall into complacency.

The Prowler · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2014, 01:47:51 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 27, 2014, 11:05:50 PM

Looked pretty good.

Though I still 100% believe the reason why Florida State hyped him up so much and claimed he was neck and neck with Winston was because they didn't want their freshman starting quarterback to fall into complacency.

By "good" you mean horrible? I agree.

Which play did he "look good" in, the two passes against Bethune Cookman where the WR was open by 40 yards? The 8-9 five yard out passes? The 8-10 five yard in passes (I think he completed 2 of those, the others were off target or intercepted)? Getting sacked by the second string defenses in games that were over in the 2nd or 3rd qtr (including Bethune Cookman)? Up by 576 points against Maryland and still throwing (completing one or two passes)?

Mop up duty against the likes of Nevada, Pitt, Bethune Cookman, Maryland, Nc State & Wake Forest...and didn't look like any kind of "Savior" in any of those games, even against the teams that wanted to just get the fuck out of there.

Kaos · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2014, 08:16:44 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 28, 2014, 01:47:51 AM

By "good" you mean horrible? I agree.

Which play did he "look good" in, the two passes against Bethune Cookman where the WR was open by 40 yards? The 8-9 five yard out passes? The 8-10 five yard in passes (I think he completed 2 of those, the others were off target or intercepted)? Getting sacked by the second string defenses in games that were over in the 2nd or 3rd qtr (including Bethune Cookman)? Up by 576 points against Maryland and still throwing (completing one or two passes)?

Mop up duty against the likes of Nevada, Pitt, Bethune Cookman, Maryland, Nc State & Wake Forest...and didn't look like any kind of "Savior" in any of those games, even against the teams that wanted to just get the fudge out of there.

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wesfau2 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:21:13 AM »

Quote from: DnATL on May 27, 2014, 10:47:47 PM

Do you always attempt passes on the first you guy you see, too?

And...

Quote from: Kaos on May 28, 2014, 08:16:44 AM

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Ka-blaow. Nice work, gentlemen.

Godfather · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:44:24 AM »

Throw in the fact that he has to learn a new playbook and terminology.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:07:56 AM »

Alls he's gotta do is throw the ball up for #9 to go get it.

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:15:55 AM »

You all keep forgetting that Lane Kiffin will be coaching him...Advantage, everyone.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:16:35 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 28, 2014, 10:15:55 AM

You all keep forgetting that Lane Kiffin will be coaching him...Advantage, everyone.

Blind leading the blank. What could go wrong?

chityeah · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2014, 01:20:05 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on May 27, 2014, 10:47:47 PM

Do you always attempt passes on the first you guy you see, too?

Always. Have you ever been to Pensacola Beach for Memorial Day weekend? Competition is brutal.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2014, 01:23:10 PM »

Quote from: chityeah on May 28, 2014, 01:20:05 PM

Always. Have you ever been to Pensacola Beach for Memorial Day weekend? Competition is brutal.

Same for Key West. My stars.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2014, 02:50:21 PM »

Tha fuck? I just wasted several minutes of my life watching Jacob Coker dink and dunk shitty, poorly thrown passes. Missed screens, interceptions out the ass, throwing behind receivers 5 yards away....

This is what all the hype has been about? I've said this before. He may be turn out to be the greatest thing since houndstooth. But this is a 3 star kid out of HS who barely has average stats playing two years in a mop up role. Bama may win em' their 483rd Nayshunal Champeenship, but it won't be because of this guy.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2014, 03:18:09 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2014, 02:50:21 PM

This is what all the hype has been about? I've said this before. He may be turn out to be the greatest thing since houndstooth. But this is a 3 star kid out of HS who barely has average stats playing two years in a mop up role. Bama may win em' their 483rd Nayshunal Champeenship, but it won't be because of this guy.

As long as it isn't despite him... y'all know they so talented, all they need is a game manager.

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Doofus McTattoo