Alabama Softball

[Kaos]

Turned on SportsCenter and instead found Alabama playing Nebraska in softball. 

Never seen an uglier group of cows masquerading as "women" in my life as there are on the Alabama roster.  90% of them look like pudgy pie-faced, stump-legged dwarves.  The ones that aren't dwarfish and bloated have hillbilly mountain-boy faces. Jesus Hoozah, these are some ugly ass girls. 

They're a pack of buffalo hogs. 

[The Prowler]

They use the same steroids as the football team.

[Kaos]

Just look at this boar.  It has tusks. 



About average for this waddling wad of meat bags. 

[Saniflush]

Just look at this boar.  It has tusks. 



About average for this waddling wad of meat bags.

All I know is that dyke can play!

[CCTAU]

I think there is one chick (daughter of an ex NFL player) that looks normal.

They don't pick them for their beauty. And they are not much fun to watch.

When I think of women's softball, I like to think they all look like Jennie Finch.

[WiregrassTiger]

Kaos, Imus and Charles Barkley need to start a morning radio show together. "We Hate Fat Chicks in the Morning".

[DnATL]

The secret to their success is that they arrive at the plate with a 2-0 count

[The Six]

If someone posted that vitriol about your daughters, you'd burn their house down while they slept and piss on the ashes. Please seek counseling.

[Saniflush]

If someone posted that vitriol about your daughters, you'd burn their house down while they slept and piss on the ashes. Please seek counseling.

Only if they had tomatoes.

[Snaggletiger]

I know 2-3 years back, the Woo Piggies took the pics of our Tiger Paws and had a field day with them.  Actually pretty funny stuff.

[Godfather]

I know 2-3 years back, the Woo Piggies took the pics of our Tiger Paws and had a field day with them.  Actually pretty funny stuff.

Funny like ha ha? How was it funny? Did it amuse you?

[djsimp]

Funny like ha ha? How was it funny? Did it amuse you?

Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

[Snaggletiger]

 It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

[Kaos]

If someone posted that vitriol about your daughters, you'd burn their house down while they slept and piss on the ashes. Please seek counseling.

If my daughter looked like a dead water buffalo that laid in the searing heat of the savannah for three days, or if she looked like there had been an eighth dwarf, Skeezy, who got busy with a comatose Snow White or if she looked like the banjo boy from Deliverance had mated with Sissy Spacek, then I'd just have to suffer whatever abuse somebody decided to dish. 

I'll seek counseling when you seek a penis

[Snaggletiger]

If my daughter looked like a dead water buffalo that laid in the searing heat of the savannah for three days, or if she looked like there had been an eighth dwarf, Skeezy, who got busy with a comatose Snow White or if she looked like the banjo boy from Deliverance had mated with Sissy Spacek, then I'd just have to suffer whatever abuse somebody decided to dish. 

I'll seek counseling when you seek a penis

I'm fine with you just buying a monitor and shipping it to me.  I'll PM my address.

[Pell City Tiger]

I bet she wears the kind of underwear that has a dick hole in the front.

[The Prowler]

Just look at this boar.  It has tusks. 



About average for this waddling wad of meat bags.

[chityeah]

Just look at this boar.  It has tusks. 



About average for this waddling wad of meat bags.

  She'd do me.

[RWS]

If she could gain about another 100 pounds, she would be Prowler's type of woman.

[The Prowler]

If she could gain about another 100 pounds, she would be Prowler's type of woman.

And?