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Godzilla - the new one
« on: May 15, 2014, 10:20:27 AM »
Anybody else jazzed to see Heisenberg and Kick Ass take on the monster from Japan?

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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2014, 10:24:48 AM »
Godzeera dammit!
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2014, 10:38:47 AM »
Looks a lot better than the Matthew Broderick abortion in the late 90s.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2014, 10:45:33 AM »
Les Miles is a movie star


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2014, 10:53:46 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 15, 2014, 10:45:33 AM
Les Miles is a movie star




That video never ever ever gets old.
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2014, 11:04:43 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on May 15, 2014, 10:53:46 AM
That video never ever ever gets old.

It truly doesn't......It's almost as good as watching the last second of the Iron Bowl.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2014, 11:12:16 AM »
Definitely stoked about this Godzeera. 
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2014, 01:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2014, 11:12:16 AM
Definitely stoked about this Godzeera.


I got a faint feeling the people of Japan are getting tired of him coming around every so often.


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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2014, 10:21:17 AM »
Saw it last night. The action and monsters looked great. Human characters were a little thin, dialogue was not that great, but let's face it, I was there for the monsters and the third act delivered on that in a big way.

Not the greatest thing in the history of ever, but fun and entertaining nonetheless.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2014, 10:54:29 AM »
Getting pretty bad reviews.  This disappoints me.
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2014, 10:58:31 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 16, 2014, 10:54:29 AM
Getting pretty bad reviews. 

That is a good sign in my book.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2014, 11:02:58 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 16, 2014, 10:58:31 AM
That is a good sign in my book.

Well, to be fair, I don't read critics' reviews.  The ones I'm talking about are people whose opinions on art I respect.  YMMV.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2014, 11:09:24 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 16, 2014, 11:02:58 AM
Well, to be fair, I don't read critics' reviews.  The ones I'm talking about are people whose opinions on art I respect.  YMMV.

Well the first fucking problem here is that people are thinking it's art.

It's entertainment.  Like the Tijuana donkey show.   
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2014, 11:13:33 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 16, 2014, 11:02:58 AM
Well, to be fair, I don't read critics' reviews.  The ones I'm talking about are people whose opinions on art I respect.  YMMV.
I haven't seen it yet but I'm sure you would have a lot of respect for my artistic taste. I have a lot of Elvis stuff on display and a couple of vintage Budweiser signs. Maybe you could come over some time and we could hang out?
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2014, 02:17:05 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 16, 2014, 10:54:29 AM
Getting pretty bad reviews.  This disappoints me.

Who are your go-to reviewers?

Rotten Tomatoes has it at 77% fresh.  I usually use their conglomerate.
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« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2014, 06:33:19 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 16, 2014, 02:17:05 PM
Who are your go-to reviewers?

Rotten Tomatoes has it at 77% fresh.  I usually use their conglomerate.
Similar slightly-favorable rating from No Fucking Tomatoes........
Quote from: Kaos on May 16, 2014, 06:56:31 PM
Godzilla
Don't waste them money on 3d. But give this movie a shot.

It didn't do anything I expected it to.  It was a good 40 minutes too long. It invested too much in throwaway characters. It had some enormous plot holes.  (For instance where does your uniform come from when you are hundreds of miles from where you are supposed to be and didn't have it with you to begin with?) There are some bizarre contrivances. (For instance, if you can just fly the warheads in a damn sling why bother with a train?)


But overall? It worked. Truer to the original than the ferris buehler one even though some aspects were similar.

I liked it. Broke no new ground. Made superman, zod, transformers and the avengers jealous of its total destruction.  But was what it was and good for that.
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2014, 07:58:10 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 16, 2014, 02:17:05 PM
Who are your go-to reviewers?


Comedians and musicians I follow on twitter. 
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2014, 02:14:40 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 16, 2014, 11:09:24 AM
Well the first fucking problem here is that people are thinking it's art.

It's entertainment.  Like the Tijuana donkey show.
It's just a women getting fucked by a donkey. To be honest we all felt bad for her...kind of felt bad for the donkey too.
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2014, 02:16:35 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on May 17, 2014, 06:33:19 AM
Similar slightly-favorable rating from No Fucking Tomatoes........
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