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In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"

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In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« on: May 09, 2014, 12:45:37 PM »
Hey, if you don't like em'....I have a solution.  from the foxynewz.kum

Authorities say a northeast Florida woman who didn't like her neighbors had their mobile home demolished.

According to an arrest report, Ana Maria Moreta Folch of St. Augustine told a heavy equipment operator that she owned the trailer and wanted it and its septic tank destroyed.

The Florida Times-Union reports that St. Johns County Sheriff's deputies were called when the trailer's real owner arrived Monday and found the demolition underway.

The arrest report says Moreta Folch wanted the trailer bulldozed because she thought its occupants were unsavory and she suspected they had broken into her car.

According to the police report obtained by FoxNews.com,  Moreta Folch admitted to police that she did not own the property and allegedly said she did the neighborhood a favor by removing the mobile home.

Thomas Masters, the person who was hired to destroy the home, told authorities that Moreta Folch provided a key to the property. He said she hired him to demolish the mobile home and haul it away.

Moreta Folch was charged with criminal mischief, a third-degree felony. She was released Wednesday on $10,000 bail. Jail records did not show whether she had an attorney.
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2014, 01:34:36 PM »
Yes.  This woman appears wholly qualified to determine unsavoriness!

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2014, 02:41:47 PM »
You know you thought this immediately too...
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2014, 03:32:59 PM »
Yes.  This woman appears wholly qualified to determine unsavoriness!


But, would you hit it?
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2014, 03:37:50 PM »
But, would you hit it?

With a baseball bat
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2014, 03:45:07 PM »
But, would you hit it?

With fire....Two times.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2014, 04:08:29 PM »
With fire....Two times.
Kill it....kill it
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2014, 04:11:32 PM »
But, would you hit it?

With a bag full of quarters
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2014, 04:25:04 PM »
But, would you hit it?
Not even with Snaggles dick.
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2014, 04:36:50 PM »
Well, she looks like she'd be up for getting nasty with it. Droopy women need love too. I bet she'd let you take it from behind. I'd start down at her ankles and come all the way up to her knees to start licking them titties.
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2014, 04:37:54 PM »
Not even with Snaggles dick.

As I walked towards her, I unzipped my pants, letting my massive member spring forth knocking over a desk lamp.  Okay, a bottle of white out.
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2014, 10:00:28 PM »
As I walked towards her, I unzipped my pants, letting my massive member spring forth knocking over a desk lamp.  Okay, a bottle of white out.

Dude. Leave the smut writing to the experts.
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2014, 09:48:33 AM »
Not even with Snaggles dick.
Poor Snaggle, last time his balls slapped against a chin was when his wife hit an Oriental with her purse
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Re: In Honor Of The Movie "Neighbors"
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2014, 12:00:29 PM »
Poor Snaggle, last time his balls slapped against a chin was when his wife hit an Oriental with her purse
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."