New College Football League in India

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** May 07, 2014, 10:08:56 PM »

http://www.efli.com/season2/news-and-media/item/216-efli_announces_university_teams_and_uniform_preview

I think I'll root for the Lovely Profesional University Tigers. War Damn Lovely Profesional University Tigers!

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2014, 10:16:19 PM »

What division are the Bangalore Convenience Store Clerks in?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2014, 10:19:53 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2014, 10:16:19 PM

What division are the Bangalore Convenience Store Clerks in?

Are they the rivals of the Hyderabad Cab Drivers?

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2014, 06:57:50 AM »

From the "we got too damn much money" category.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2014, 08:52:22 AM »

Can't wait to see the cheers they come up with for Lakshmi Narain College of Technology.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2014, 11:45:08 AM »

Dem locker rooms gonna be smellin mighty bad.

djsimp · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2014, 12:21:19 PM »

djsimp · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2014, 12:23:18 PM »

Live scrimmage

AUownsU · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2014, 12:48:25 PM »

Wonder how eligibility works over there and if they have any foreign exchange programs? Even at 35 I know I could flat out dominate over there, become a national sports hero, and be adored by all the young Indian coeds.

CCTAU · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2014, 12:49:43 PM »

And after the game we will all meet at the DQ for a $5 buck lunch.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2014, 02:42:11 PM »

A place Jake can turn pro. (back up)

AUChizad · « **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2014, 03:49:44 PM »

Everyone has shit your pants speed (or maybe it's the vindaloo curry).

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #12 on:** May 08, 2014, 07:19:40 PM »

Quote from: AUownsU on May 08, 2014, 12:48:25 PM

Wonder how eligibility works over there and if they have any foreign exchange programs? Even at 35 I know I could flat out dominate over there, become a national sports hero, and be adored by all the young Indian coeds.

Pretty simple rules, I would imagine.

If you haven't been eaten by a tiger or died (or left seriously and permanently disfigured) by a herd of angry elephants that ransacked your village in the middle of the night, you're eligible to play.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2014, 12:57:13 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 08, 2014, 07:19:40 PM

Pretty simple rules, I would imagine.

If you haven't been eaten by a tiger or died (or left seriously and permanently disfigured) by a herd of angry elephants that ransacked your village in the middle of the night, you're eligible to play.

Plus you gets timeouts whenever a cow wanders onto the field. Unless the cow is actually your reincarnated grandmother, in which case it's a ten yard penalty and loss of down.

DnATL · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2014, 07:46:16 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2014, 12:57:13 AM

Plus you gets timeouts whenever a cow wanders onto the field. Unless the cow is actually your reincarnated grandmother, in which case it's a ten yard penalty and loss of down.

No time outs to take tea?