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Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« on: April 30, 2014, 10:35:31 AM »
Did you see how they wuz dressed...

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

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Jameis Winston arrested for shoplifting crab legs at Publix

Forida State quarterback Jameis Winston was issued a citation Tuesday for shoplifting crab legs from Publix, a misdemeanor arrest, according to multiple sources. Winston, the reigning Heisman Trophy winner, is a red-shirt sophomore for the Seminoles.

Winston tossed the winning touchdown in the National Championship game over Auburn in the closing seconds. On the year, he was 257-384 for 4087 yards and 40 touchdowns with 10 interceptions.

Winston has had previous run-ins with the law, but no arrests. He was investigated for an alleged rape, but the State Attorney declined to bring charges due to a lack of evidence. In November, the associated press reported that Winston was questioned about his involvement in a long-running BB gun battle, and that a Burger King reported Winston was stealing soda in a ketchup cup.

The timing of the arrest is interesting given that the NCAA recently approved unlimited meals for student athletes.

Winston was recently voted the quarterback on the Florida State All-Jimbo Fisher team.

Tomahawk Nation has reached out to Florida State for comment and will update this story as it unfolds
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2014, 10:40:32 AM »
Maybe he just gave them a ride back on his scooter. 

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2014, 10:43:29 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2014, 10:46:25 AM »
The crab has decided not to press charges.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2014, 10:53:35 AM »
The police have dropped charges they said that their was a lack of evidence as all they found were crab shells.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2014, 10:55:38 AM »
The theft was caught on video by Winston's roommate.  Police have yet to question the roommate and the video is now believed to be deleted.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2014, 10:56:26 AM »
This could follow him even if he transfers...with a show claws penalty
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2014, 10:57:21 AM »
He took the crabs home on a scooter.  They were blue crabs and their daddy probably got mad.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2014, 10:59:02 AM »
Such a shellfish act on his part
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2014, 11:03:44 AM »
Such a shellfish act on his part

No doubt.  He should be locked in the dungeness.
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« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2014, 11:11:09 AM »
Such a shellfish act on his part
I'll bet you he clams up.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2014, 11:13:10 AM »
Noooooo means nooooooooo
Shellfish said noooooooooo
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2014, 11:34:34 AM »
I'll bet Fisher is steaming.  His blood is probably boiling.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2014, 11:40:47 AM »
Free Shellfish University
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2014, 11:46:18 AM »
I remember him from The Deadliest Catch

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2014, 11:56:41 AM »
Not mine...stolt it.

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2014, 12:09:24 PM »
Did you see how they wuz dressed...

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

How low class and ignorant can this guy be?


And then there is this gem:

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The timing of the arrest is interesting given that the NCAA recently approved unlimited meals for student athletes.

What the hell does this have to do with the article?
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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2014, 12:29:29 PM »
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2014, 12:32:39 PM »
How low class and ignorant can this guy be?


And then there is this gem:

What the hell does this have to do with the article?

Just ironic that the guy is stealing food when he can now have steak and lobster every day on FSU's dime.
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