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Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer

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Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« on: April 29, 2014, 09:02:19 PM »
http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/13-ways-to-keep-your-husband-happy.php

A couple of weeks back, I wrote into the mailbag asking if I was the only wife giving her husband a weekly blowjob. Most people thought I was a blowjob deprived husband writing in hopes of his wife seeing it and somehow getting on board with the idea. Some commenters thought I was not real and another asked how big the diamond would have to be for me to leave my husband and marry him. Well, I got news for you, diamonds are not my thing, my husband is. If a girl insists on having a big diamond, that should be the first clue to get out while you still can. Anyway, I assure you I am real, and I have been married for 16 years and been with my husband for 20 years. I keep him happy from what I can tell, and now I will share 13 of the ways I do that.
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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2014, 11:21:54 PM »
Da fuk?
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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2014, 01:52:40 AM »
That is one extremely lucky man...hopefully his wife's 13 steps won't fall on deaf ears and women will get back to the kitchen and bedroom more often, instead of bitching about everything.
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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2014, 06:22:45 AM »
We are truly pretty simple creatures.

Now make with the head.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2014, 09:27:25 AM »
We are truly pretty simple creatures.

Now make with the head.

Suck his dick.
Play with his balls.
Make him a sandwich.
Don't talk so much.

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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2014, 09:35:46 AM »
Da fuk?

That wasn't you?

I am disappoint
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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2014, 09:43:40 AM »
That wasn't you?

I am disappoint

I pretty much figured it was Wench up until the keep score part, she definitely keeps score.
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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2014, 09:50:36 AM »
I thought only VV used the slogan, "Spitters are quitters". 
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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2014, 09:53:29 AM »
#14  Butt Secks
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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2014, 10:50:08 AM »
I have to find a way to accidentally email this to the wife...
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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2014, 10:53:16 AM »
I have to find a way to accidentally email this to the wife...

I'll give it to her after I have finished giving it to her.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2014, 10:59:06 AM »
I'll give it to her after I have finished giving it to her.
Rack City bitch.
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