Knew I shouldn't have married a bammer

[Kaos]

http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/13-ways-to-keep-your-husband-happy.php

A couple of weeks back, I wrote into the mailbag asking if I was the only wife giving her husband a weekly blowjob. Most people thought I was a blowjob deprived husband writing in hopes of his wife seeing it and somehow getting on board with the idea. Some commenters thought I was not real and another asked how big the diamond would have to be for me to leave my husband and marry him. Well, I got news for you, diamonds are not my thing, my husband is. If a girl insists on having a big diamond, that should be the first clue to get out while you still can. Anyway, I assure you I am real, and I have been married for 16 years and been with my husband for 20 years. I keep him happy from what I can tell, and now I will share 13 of the ways I do that.

[Tiger Wench]

Da fuk?

[The Prowler]

That is one extremely lucky man...hopefully his wife's 13 steps won't fall on deaf ears and women will get back to the kitchen and bedroom more often, instead of bitching about everything.

[Saniflush]

We are truly pretty simple creatures.

Now make with the head.

[wesfau2]

We are truly pretty simple creatures.

Now make with the head.

Suck his dick.
Play with his balls.
Make him a sandwich.
Don't talk so much.

-D. Chappelle

[Buzz Killington]

Da fuk?

That wasn't you?

I am disappoint

[Godfather]

That wasn't you?

I am disappoint

I pretty much figured it was Wench up until the keep score part, she definitely keeps score.

[Snaggletiger]

I thought only used the slogan, "Spitters are quitters". 

[Snaggletiger]

#14  Butt Secks

[Buzz Killington]

I have to find a way to accidentally email this to the wife...

[Saniflush]

I have to find a way to accidentally email this to the wife...

I'll give it to her after I have finished giving it to her.

[AWK]

I'll give it to her after I have finished giving it to her.

Rack City bitch.